Matty Rain what was Sammy like meeting him in person?

[Matty]

Imagine Jessica Biel and Scarlett J fighting over your cock?


Easy 9.8 Matt Rain rating

Shiiiiit. No need to fight though, ladies. Matty is an equal opportunity wishful thinker.

 

[Matty]

how about this ride matty?

lolz. Not sure how to rate the car ride, but I believe it lead us to having a burger outside that In n' Out with pavyracer explaining how the WTC towers collapsed like they did, using straws as educational props, and Jungle Man was pretending to be paying attention. That's a solid 7 Matty Rains.

 

[roguejuror]

I think I talked Robyn into wearing her wedding veil from her first marriage,

the one she was married to a black guy?

 

[Bread]

Matty, how many Matty Rains for the Sunday morning in Ft Lauderdale when Robyn and I bumped into you outside the hotel on the way home, and we all were pale as hell and borderline ill...and we gave you a ride to a train station or some shit. How many Matty Rains for that awesome 10 mins?

 

[Bread]

the one she was married to a black guy?

yep.

Ask her sometime about the time I visited her and made her watch her wedding video with me :

 

[Matty]

I think I talked Robyn into wearing her wedding veil from her first marriage, and something sexy and gothy to push her boobies out.

Was it a religious marriage? The veil will self-combust once she steps in the place, I reckon.

We should've gone to that place in November. I'm a good boy now, that's too bad.

 

[roguejuror]

lolz. Not sure how to rate the car ride, but I believe it lead us to having a burger outside that In n' Out with pavyracer explaining how the WTC towers collapsed like they did, using straws as educational props, and Jungle Man was pretending to be paying attention. That's a solid 7 Matty Rains.

yeah jungleman pretending interest made that "dinner"

 

[Bread]

Matt that was the first thing I checked on when you said you were coming down. Not open on WEds.....we woulda went for sure.

You'll have to put the good boy on the shelf for a weekend and we do it up again sometime soon. Maybe MF can come. YES!

 

[Matty]

Matty, how many Matty Rains for the Sunday morning in Ft Lauderdale when Robyn and I bumped into you outside the hotel on the way home, and we all were pale as hell and borderline ill...and we gave you a ride to a train station or some shit. How many Matty Rains for that awesome 10 mins?

lolz. Then I waited like 4 hours for Juror. I killed my 3 Blackberry batteries during that time. Me Brickbreaker pro.

Not very many Matty Rains I'm afraid.

 

[Bread]

lolz. Then I waited like 4 hours for Juror. I killed my 3 Blackberry batteries during that time. Me Brickbreaker pro.

Not very many Matty Rains I'm afraid.

Ouch.

I endured the 4 hour drive home, after only getting to bed at 7 am. Put a large bet in on Dolphins game cuz i knew i could get it on radio for ride home...vs. Bucs.

Bucs kicker broke record for total number of 50+ yd fg's in a game and dolphins missed the cover by less than 3.

Great day.

 

[Badnina]

I've seen a picture of that first wedding. I hope the movie was better than the book.

 

[roguejuror]

lolz. Then I waited like 4 hours for Juror. I killed my 3 Blackberry batteries during that time. Me Brickbreaker pro.

Not very many Matty Rains I'm afraid.

sorry

 

[Matty]

Don't be sorry Rogatien. (I do believe that you don't deserve your patient wife & chauffeur Jungle Man though. How can you treat a Forumville legend in such a demeaning manner?)

 

[Badnina]

I think when you finally meet me there should be a lot of Matty Rains.

 

[roguejuror]

nina when you making a mini bash??????11

we be having them like once a month now

 

[Matty]

Badnina, that sounds oddly enticing. Let's do this Badnina.

 

[Badnina]

RJ, first I have to see if this flu thing kills me. I think it is winning the battle.


Matty, my southern charms will win you over.

 

[roguejuror]

take a shot a rum and it'll go away