Matty is buying a boat

[Matty]

Ima buy a (sail)boat.

 

[roguejuror]

Ima buy a (sail)boat.

Where you gonna park it?

 

[Matty]

At the boat club I'm a member of.

Yeah me fancy. Wife is paying for all of it, I have no money.

 

[roguejuror]

At the boat club I'm a member of.

Yeah me fancy. Wife is paying for all of it, I have no money.

Do you know how to sail?

 

[Matty]

Sort of. I can maneuver a dinghy. Did it a couple summers as a teenager.

I'm getting a dinghy.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Make sure you get a cool sailors cap

 

[tullamore]

Need a judge smails outfit and photo for us.

 

[Tron]

HEYYYYYY SAILORRRRR

 

[roguejuror]

boat sex

 

[Vegas Dave]

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Shortstop]

Don’t do it !!!

The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you get rid of it ..

 

[Vegas Dave]

Don’t do it !!!

The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you get rid of it ..

Call it off Matty!!

 

[Shortstop]

Haha!

 

[Matty]

Meh. A dinghy is not really a boat. Very little maintenance costs, and Ima buy a used one that's already fully depreciated. Costs $800 a year for the club membership that includes storage of the boat. Not bad at all for gliding along Lake Ontario.

 

[Boner_18]

Guys calm down. Matty is still riding the first fully depreciated bike he bought. Proven track record here.

 

[Matty]

Yeah me pro

 

[roguejuror]

Yeah me pro

Do you know how to swim?