That dude with the blue and white painted body stripes and lion hair...he's in good shape.
I never hang with a fag that has more then a 1.5% chance of kicking my ass...nope..I dont do it.
Houser have you ever been in the locker room your cock hanging out your white cock hanging there for all to judge and you think it's a good size you see other dudes a light brother with 9 inches soft you walk by pretend he won't notice you keep walking head down no I didn't see your 9 inch soft member I just walk and keep walking it's just another day and I need to tell myself I need to keep walking nothing to see here no I'm just here to take a shower and I keep walking not 9 inches soft but what's in a number anyway I tell myself
I don't think I would place that in my top 15 Elton John songs.
As one who is also still standing, I can appreciate the sentiment - very much - but the sound of it is very bleah to me compared to many Elton John songs.