Knife wielding women demands cunnilingus

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Now I see why she needed a knife.
 
However, as Watson approached Williams, "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams." Watson, understandably, "declined to proceed any further."

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly "produced a lock-back folding knife," opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: "Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your fucking throat."

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Now I see why she needed a knife.


Exactly. My first thought: the necessity for the knife would be in inverse proportion to her level of attractiveness.

Then I opened the link and saw the pic. Ah.

She doesn't just need a knife. She needs a knife.



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:rolling: i wonder who will be the next to face her anger
 
Frig that was a funny story. Definitely was worth my time to email it off to a few of my crazy friends.
 
Damn Rog, that's a hell of a story....
 
lol at the first comment.

Sounds like somebody needs a Sqweel.

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hah! That thing looks niffty!