Joke of the Day

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What do a prostitute and a bungee jump have in common?

They both cost about the same, last as long, and if the rubber breaks....your screwed!
 
Man, I told a few people that joke without remembering it's from Gran Torino. :facepalm:
 
took me a little while to get that. I bet its more obvious when spoken
 
Since it is Matty's day today, look at this joke as a roast of sorts! We all luv the boy!

What handle does Matty use when he is visiting the Gay Village?
 
I would really appreciate some guesses here on my joke? Just think MrM and his attempt at junior high humor! Points are at stake!
 
Good attempt Stevie but as highly intellectual that gay people might be, that would be a hard handle to remember! But hits right at the essence of the handle in my mind! Bravo! :up:
 
10InchesAround

FiveteamerSentMe

BiCurieux
 
:lmao: I like the 3rd one, but incorrect! And common Matty, you're big but that 1st answer can't be possible! No homo!
 
MrMonkey
you're big but that 1st answer can't be possible!
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You've clearly never Internet-dated. Standard measures use different conversion rates.

1 Internet-dating inch = 0.6 real-life inch

1 Internet-dating pound = 15 real-life pounds
 
Matty
You've clearly never Internet-dated. Standard measures use different conversion rates.

1 Internet-dating inch = 0.6 real-life inch

1 Internet-dating pound = 15 real-life pounds
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Sooooooooooooooo true.
 
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