It Just Keeps Getting Better

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So I have been at Kara's (Sugar Daddy) house in Massachusets the last 2 weeks. No, I have not gone home in that time. Been going to Twin River casino and playing BJ daily. Been able to make $3200 in that time.

That money has gone to buying a new hot water heater, food, drink and gas for Kara and the family.

Oh, when I say family, I forgot to mention Ben. Ben is a 53 year old guy that also "stays" here. He gets the bed. I get the couch (next to the dog Howard).

Did I mention I haven't gotten laid? Oh yeah, I got a blowjob but no sex.

Did I also mention that they don't want me to leave?

I'm babysitting the two girls as I type this. Kara and Ben are out picketing a dentist in a Rhode Island who likes cocaine.

They will be back in 2 hours. They have been gone for 4.

Believe it it not, I have more anecdotes I could share.

This is one time I deserve all the name calling. I even accept this time, I'm a fucking moron and idiot.

I also "caught" her on the Sugar Daddy site as I've been here. Called her out on it and she deflected the topic like a hockey goalie.

I hate myself right now.
 
Picketing a dentist. I did not see that coming.

Please stay. I want to see where this goes.
 
image.jpgThis is Ben picketing. We picketed together 2 days ago. I took the picture.
 
I also went through her mail that she hadn't opened in months. I called all her creditors and set up payment arrangements. It took me 11 hours to do.
 
are you still unable to get home? why in the fuck did you tell them you won playing bj and why in the fuck did you buy them a hot water tank? :facepalm:
 
are you still unable to get home? why in the fuck did you tell them you won playing bj and why in the fuck did you buy them a hot water tank? :facepalm:

The weather is better. I had enough to leave but used it to make sure they had a hot water heater. I'll have $$ again Tuesday.

Ray Ray, I'm a fucking idiot. I wanted to do something chivalrous and nice and it bit me in the ass.
 
I take that as a warning not to do coke before going to the dentist. Drug interaction and stuff.

Thanks Ben.
 
We haven't even confirmed that the BJ was from Kara.
 
I'm really busy with NCAAB, but can't stop myself from refreshing waiting for Teela to make an appearance in this thread.
 
No sex include the first night on valentines?

Everything but me putting it in her vagina. Fingering, eating, blow job. After I came, she had to leave on an emergency. No time to have sex with her. Slept in the hotel alone that night.
 
I definitely count a blowjob as getting laid.