Interesting Prostitute Experiences (Slightly NSFW)
fiveteamer
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I don't know how plommer puts up with this shit
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go to www.theeroticreview.com awesome site for this type of stuff.
tacomax
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Say a big hello to Tanya who operates in Central London. The problem with a lot of these field reports is that these ladies tend to work with escort agencies and, given the nature of some of the experiences, they don't last there too long and they move around a lot and so it's pretty difficult to find information on them. But when you have reports of the quality of this one you don't want or need to see pictures and in this example we learn that some people are so committed to the sexual act, they won't let anything get in their way.
On reflection, I would have preferred to have found the sponge.
On reflection, I would have preferred to have found the sponge.
tacomax
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The act of paying money in exchange for sex is legal but a lot of actions around that are illegal. Soliciting in a public place (either in person, by leaving cards in telephone boxes, not sure how that works in the internet age), kerb crawling, pimping and running a brothel are all illegal.
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I could write a good comedy screenplay around this. I ain't lyin'.
The protagonist is a guy who works for the Hooker Encounters website and there would be an ensemble of supporting characters who are doing the field research/reviews.
In one sub-plot, one of the researchers finds a large diamond in a hooker's twats which was stashed there by a jewel thief when his earlier erotic encounter was interrupted by a police raid. Madcap hilarity ensues as the dweebish but plucky discoverer of the diamond tries to find a buyer for it while the original thief and his gang of ne'er-do-wells close in him intending to get their property back by any means necessary.
You'll laugh, you'll cry - you'll probably get a boner at least a couple times.
I'm thinking Tara Reid as the Hooker with a heart of gold and a furball of diamonds.
The protagonist is a guy who works for the Hooker Encounters website and there would be an ensemble of supporting characters who are doing the field research/reviews.
In one sub-plot, one of the researchers finds a large diamond in a hooker's twats which was stashed there by a jewel thief when his earlier erotic encounter was interrupted by a police raid. Madcap hilarity ensues as the dweebish but plucky discoverer of the diamond tries to find a buyer for it while the original thief and his gang of ne'er-do-wells close in him intending to get their property back by any means necessary.
You'll laugh, you'll cry - you'll probably get a boner at least a couple times.
I'm thinking Tara Reid as the Hooker with a heart of gold and a furball of diamonds.
tacomax
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Next we meet Tara who advertises her wares in the local newspaper.
She advertises a "healing touch" but oddly enough without a single mention of tea-bagging.
When you give yourself the nickname Hot-Lips and consider yourself one of the best tea-baggers in North London, you need to get that message out in your advertising and a "healing touch" just doesn't do it. How about a mention of afternoon tea? Never mind, though, she's still a very friendly older lady.
The Ronnie Corbett reference explained:
She advertises a "healing touch" but oddly enough without a single mention of tea-bagging.
When you give yourself the nickname Hot-Lips and consider yourself one of the best tea-baggers in North London, you need to get that message out in your advertising and a "healing touch" just doesn't do it. How about a mention of afternoon tea? Never mind, though, she's still a very friendly older lady.
The Ronnie Corbett reference explained:
tacomax
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Up next we have Sally who worked out of her home in East London.
Hang on there, buddy, let's have a little ECON101 recap. Prices of goods, whether they be Picasso's or prostitutes, are generally not ultimately determined by the seller but by the market. A 200 prostitute is a 200 prostitute because people are willing to pay her 200 for her services. She might want to be a 500 prostitute people won't pay that - since the market assesses her worth at 200, she's a 200 prostitute. So let's get back to Sally - this is not a pricing error on Amazon where you're getting an iPod for 50 bucks, she is a 25 prostitute for a reason.
And that's why she's a 25 prostitute.
Hang on there, buddy, let's have a little ECON101 recap. Prices of goods, whether they be Picasso's or prostitutes, are generally not ultimately determined by the seller but by the market. A 200 prostitute is a 200 prostitute because people are willing to pay her 200 for her services. She might want to be a 500 prostitute people won't pay that - since the market assesses her worth at 200, she's a 200 prostitute. So let's get back to Sally - this is not a pricing error on Amazon where you're getting an iPod for 50 bucks, she is a 25 prostitute for a reason.
And that's why she's a 25 prostitute.
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