I need to pass a test

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So either way we win. Either you get the job which makes us happy. If you don't get we get to see Blitty verbally lashed by you.

I really do hope you get it but if you don't I'll look forward to that.
 
Just buy one of those fake dick whizzinator things and od some krow.

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They make a girl version too, if you want to be a pussy about it..

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Blitty
They make a girl version too, if you want to be a pussy about it..

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I imagine this is what a cumdumpster looks like in real life.
 
It's easier to quit doing drugs and pass the test than keep doing drugs and try to beat the test.

Maybe your rabbi will have some advice on how to beat the drug test. Religion maybe your only option. They believe in miracles.
 
Saulty
It's easier to quit doing drugs and pass the test than keep doing drugs and try to beat the test.

Maybe your rabbi will have some advice on how to beat the drug test. Religion maybe your only option. They believe in miracles.
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I have researched the topic in depth.

2 choices

Dillution or Substition

Substitution is better

You need synthetic urine.

Comes in a 1.5 to 2 oz bottle with temp strip
Heat up to temp on car defroster then wrap a hand warmer and rubberband to maintain temp.

Can be heated and cooled multiple times so you can practice. Maybe girls can even stick it up their cooter.
I didnt research that part.
 
Just say no Cali. You can do this! Really you can.
 
Of course she can, but it's always better to get one over on The Man, when possible.
 
housepicks
Can be heated and cooled multiple times so you can practice. Maybe girls can even stick it up their cooter.
I didnt research that part.
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housepicks
I like to say the word cooter.
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Houser, you're new here, a little heads up for you pal.

At gamelive we don't refer to vagina's as "cooter's" or "hoo haws".

We use the correct terminology, ie cunt or snatch.

cunt is preferred.


BadNina can confirm.
 
Strange I like the word cooter...but dont like the word hooter.

Yep....strange indeed.
 
IAG
Just say no Cali.
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Say NO! to your drugs, in a very stern voice.

Then proceed as usual.
 
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Tron
Stop doing drugs?

Regards

Mr. T
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I'm in this camp. I really need to find a 100k job that opened because of a failed drug test. People are dumb.
 
Matty
Is it a urine test? If so just stop doing what you do a week before the test. Unless you smoke weed - and you don't strike me as a pothead - you're in the clear.
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Ya she seems like more of a cokehead/pill popper than a pothead.
 
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