I Need Female Advice

[fiveteamer]

She would do shit like invite you out to the Opera

 

[Matty]

Anne invited me to the opera. She not pretentious.

 

[fiveteamer]

I drink alone and jerk off to pornhub

In my world the opera is very pretentious

 

[Matty]

Fiver I'm blasting "Knock Knock" in the office right now. Mixed reactions from very pretentious people.

 

[fiveteamer]

Man that is awesome that you can play music like that in your office

blast La La La La

or Paper Route

or The Spins

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I like opera. What's wrong with opera?

 

[Matty]

Nothing. We're talking hypothetically.