I just got laid

[housepicks]

Wife gushed 3 times

 

[betplom]

pics or it never fukkin happened, newbie!

 

[Cougar Bait]

Did you use the dildo?

 

[IAG]

It was the Keith Urban wasn't it? Happy for you!

 

[MrMonkey]

 

[Mudcat]

:

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Wife gushed 3 times

Gushed about what?

 

[IAG]

Gushed about what?

the dildo

 

[FairWarning]

House - meet me at the auto show. That's the only urban I know.

 

[PuckOff]

House, I banged the shit out of your grandma on Friday night. Shitty fuck, but she squirted everywhere.

 

[bacon]

House, I banged the shit out of your grandma on Friday night. Shitty fuck, but she squirted everywhere.

Was my sloppy 2nds but you didn't even know it

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

This thread has taken a dark turn.
All this Hershey squirting GILF fucking has made me spit up my breakfast.

And by breakfast, I mean the juices your squirting GILF water picked into my throat.

See how I "came" full circle on that?

I'm going to hell.

 

[PuckOff]

No wonder why she was a shitty fuck. You tired her out on me, brother bacon.

 

[IAG]

If Plommer's midget porn thread didn't turn me into a pillar of salt, this one will for sure.

 

[RayRay]

you know what this thread needs..... you guessed it.... some GRANNY!

 

[PuckOff]

God dammit, Raymond!!!!

 

[bacon]

oh for the love of all things holy

Teddy's thread was awful but this just got worse, congratulations

 

[RayRay]

not even ds porn can trump granny