I just got laid

[Cougar Bait]

Brutal

 

[IAG]

Granny! Oh wow. I thought she was gone forever. Remember when the EB chat room had to split into two because there was team granny(Lap, Hines, etc ) and team non granny (Rogue Scholar, me, and a few others?) Funny to see after years though. Horrible but funny in a sentimental sort of way.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Top Ten Captions To That Picture:

10. That looks like an actress from a Tyler Perry produced porn.
9. Would you like some powdered milk with that coffee?
8. 12 Years A Slave....The Sequel
7. Plommer's mail order bride...50 years to late..should've used UPS
6. Really? All over my new pillow?
5. The photographic definition of the 200 ghosts that troll GL daily.
4. Udderly disgusting
3. I'm taking it flossing is not a big priority for her
2. Two tits...a hole...and a heartbeat. 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
1. JJ Golds first right hand swipe on Tinder.

 

[housepicks]

and I banged her last night too.

House 2-0

Dildo 0-1

 

[IAG]

I guess the flowers went over well. ..you didn't even need 100 much less 250. Was she liquored up?


Casper-funny!

 

[RayRay]

I guess the flowers went over well. ..you didn't even need 100 much less 250. Was she liquored up?


Casper-funny!

when you have chloroform , who needs liquor?

 

[bacon]

killin me RR

 

[FairWarning]

5 star thread.

 

[Cami]

owow this thread.

Good for you House.

 

[housepicks]

I guess the flowers went over well. ..you didn't even need 100 much less 250. Was she liquored up?


Casper-funny!

Of course

 

[IAG]

Of course

I thought maybe. Tequila-instant horny.

 

[housepicks]

Giving back rub...she was awake.


Starting licking the spot where ass meets thigh...i felt she might be sleeping.

I bust out the dildo. I think...if she was indeed sleeping she woke up and thought it was me. Then she told me to get on top.

 

[IAG]

Giving back rub...she was awake.


Starting licking the spot where ass meets thigh...i felt she might be sleeping.

I bust out the dildo. I think...if she was indeed sleeping she woke up and thought it was me. Then she told me to get on top.

Didn't need the particulars but good for you. I guess that means the fight is over?

 

[FairWarning]

Didn't need the particulars but good for you. I guess that means the fight is over?

Just means they are out of vodka and tequila. She is at the store now.

 

[IAG]

Are the liquor stores open on Sundays there? They sell hard liquor here on Sunday but not until after noon.



Be back in 20.

 

[mrquincy]

Was it bad that I just pleasured myself to the granny pic? Or did I over-share? Ahem.

 

[tullamore]

Just means they are out of vodka and tequila. She is at the store now.

or getting a rape test done.

 

[IAG]

Was it bad that I just pleasured myself to the granny pic? Or did I over-share? Ahem.

Yes and yes