10. During sex, handcuffs are readily available.
9. On their 1st anniversary, no need to get him a clock (modern anniversary symbol).
8. You never have to ask him "Where do you think you're going".
7. Two Words: Dr. Phil
6. Your cooking will never be worse than what he's eating.
5. When he dies, you'll be a great match for Richard Ramirez.
4. No need for "Friends And Family" phone plan.
3. You are the only one that can call him Chucky without getting impaled.
2. His extended family are REALLY a fun bunch!
1. It could be worse....you could be married to Bread.