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I am thinking of becoming a flasher

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Mudcat

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I am just not sure the best way to go about it.

I think I will start with a trench coat but the big question is, do I wear pants and have my schmeckel hanging out the fly? That would be straight-forward and simple.

What I would really like though - and I have seen depictions of this - is to just have pant legs that go from the knees down so I look more-or-less normal when I'm walking around and then when I whip open the coat - BOOM! - I will have maximum possible nekkidness.

But I'm not sure the best way to get those pant legs to stay up. Duct tape would work but I am looking to be a more elegant kind of flasher.

Any advice?
 
Muddy, give us a sneak preview with a photo flash here...


or maybe write a song about flashing and then make a video of it.... have a part where there is a guitar solo..... but play the guitar with your PP
 
Archie
Muddy, give us a sneak preview with a photo flash here...
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Not my best work but its 7am and I have been awake all night.

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djiddish98
Also, what sort of locales are you thinking about creeping around? dark alleys or more public places?
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Good question. Obviously I have to develop my strategy.

I don't want to just be one of those guys who walks out the door wearing whatever, and starts waving his willie around at people who don't even care. I want to do it up right.
 
Bread
Muddy save yourself the legal troubles and just come with me when I go here.

I promise to try not to look.

http://gamelive.com/forum/showthread.php/3559-Anyone-wanna-go-to-a-nudist-resort?highlight=resort
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Come on man. The goal is not simply to have lightbeams bounce off my dingus into the eyes of other humans. It's all about shocking people. That's not going to happen there. Think man. :bashing:






Archie
Muddy, give us a sneak preview with a photo flash here...


or maybe write a song about flashing and then make a video of it.... have a part where there is a guitar solo..... but play the guitar with your PP
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You and Bread aren't taking this seriously at all. :down:





Matt Rain
I would look on eBay for lightly used equipment that is being offered by flashing retirees or ex-flashers who have moved on to bigger things like stadium streaking.
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Now that is some good thinking. Go Canada! :canada:
 
I purchased some really nice pants yesterday and took them to a tailor and told him how I wanted them cut just above the knees. He seemed a bit puzzled but said okay. I went back later and he tried to hand me some shorts.

I said, "No dude, it's the other part I want! You can throw those shorts out." But he had already disposed of the legs. So it's back to square one.

Clear communication is very important in being a flasher.
 
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