How To Not Get Laid

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Cougar Bait

Cougar Bait

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So I was sitting at the bar with my buddy tonight and he is trying to woo this bartender and it was horrific.

I decided to write down some of the quotes.

1. I bought a television for eight beers. I drank 2 of them.

2. Do you want to eat ice cream in my car?

3. Do you want to come back to my house and watch movies that will make your grandparents reminisce?

4. Does your Dad like mustard?

5. Do you have a fireplace? Do your parents have a fireplace?

6. Have you ever seen Return of the Jedi? (He makes reference to "the force" and wiggles his hands)
 
:lmao: love them all, especially 1.
 
Cougar Bait
6. Have you ever seen Return of the Jedi? (He makes reference to "the force" and wiggles his hands)
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Guy must be old cause this used to work on broads in the late 80's, early 90's.
 
I hope that he was very drunk.
 
Clint
I can't get laid.
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Cliff, ease up on the death threats, they only really work on broads you've already kidnapped.
 
Teela
I hope that he was very drunk.
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Thing is he's a raging alcoholic.

I think it was because he only had 2 Old Styles in him.

Yeah, Old Style.
 
And Rodney considers you a best bud ........ not cool CB not giving assistance to your friend!

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I used 4 once and ran a mile when she said: "Yes, but he won't lick it off my nipples."
 
Good guess Mr. Monkey but it wasn't Rodney.

This guy was in a suit.
 
Was the bartender a dude?
 
Guy was putting way too much effort into not getting laid. I can do it without ever saying a word.
 
No Teela she was a tall brunette with a large chest

I think I have a pic of her somewhere...

She was a good sport
 
all over facebook this morning is the video of a dude picking up chicks in a lambo... without ever saying a word :lmao:
 
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