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It's 11am and I am listening to Survivor "Search Is Over" on YouTube and contemplating whether to hit a bar and drink or do laundry. I am wearing no underwear because all of them are dirty. My dick got hard this morning, and the excitement was short lived when I realized my morning wood was created because I had to pee. The Flyers lost in OT yesterday and the girl I was dating read a bunch of shit about me on here after finding this site. The "possible baby making" girl swung by the bar last week for the first time in a month last week and came in again last night. Finding words not to say to her was harder then I thought.

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If you are someones life coach, can you bench them?

Wally, I have professed being many things

Crappy tout
Lousy lover
Non Jew

But NEVER would I stake claim to being a life coach. Imagine someone taking MY advice. That's like asking Hitler for interior decorating advice.

Muted warm colors were never his forte.
 
How does every girl you know just 'discover' this site coincidentally?

Are they all googling down syndrome porn or something? :idunno:

It wasn't by accident. She went on computer and saw my past history one night when I wasn't home. Decided to check out Gamelive because she knew I posted a video on here a couple of months ago.