Matty
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Daft is a cop.
If I saw a grown man moving away from a foul ball I would assume
A) That man didn't get out of the house much
B) That man was a homosexual
C) That man was a hockey fan
I would add, though, that any grown man who sprints for or dives for a foul ball is very likely a man-child.
The way to handle foul balls as a grown man is this:
If it's coming at you catch it and immediately give it to the closest baseball fan under 12 years of age.
Holy shit. I would say yes, if you got all that stuff at stake in your mind, you should probably join in the fray for a stray foul ball.