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Prayers from atheists are the best prayers. All chalk full of irony 'n shit.

I like when Kurt Vonnegut was describing a eulogy he gave at a funeral for a noted agnostic/atheist (??) and he said that the deceased, "was up in heaven now."

Brought the whole house down with laughter.

Cracks me up to think of it.
 
As mentioned before I'm going through marriage preparation meetings with the local Catholic priest. Guy uses a PowerPoint presentation full of 1994-era WordArt with bouncing bibles and shit. The woman and I are having trouble keeping a straight face in front of him. He regularly interrupts his lecture to ask us vague "spiritual" questions like:

Priest - What is inifinite?
Erin - The... soul?
Me - My good looks?
Priest - You! You are infinite.
Me - I'm just chubby.

Whatever you answer to his nonsense, he just laughs hysterically for 15 seconds.

Weird guy.