Ever tried "warming" lube?

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You guys have no heart, I used to love the bloody pussy. Chicks are more aggressive about sex when they're menstruating, they're almost like men. Good times.
 
we've got the KY warming gel.
just a warm sensation to me, no burning that I've experinced.
does it come in different levels of hotness?
like salsa
 
I don't crave flow sex but I don't let it stop me.

If I have a steady girlfriend then I usually stay away during flow time but if it's someone new and fresh than I just throw a towel down, wrap it up and get crazy
 
Hmmmm...I usually feel too icky to think about feelng sexy.
 
Most women feel that way Gina. No worries.
 
although there are times with PMS that I think I could go all preying mantis....
 
stevek173
She ignored my request so I think I am out of luck here for the record. We have not done the rag sex thing but I figured why not, it's the weekend.
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Too bad. I was just bustin your balls.
 
stevek173
Just toild my fiancee to pick some up, she's on the rag so we'll see what happens. I believe what you are saying entirely but must find out for myself.
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AMBy
:lmao:

this is great...he knows its going to burn...he knows its probably a bad idea but wants to find out for himself...I love it steve!
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yeah :laugh:
 
I can't imagine gay guys using that stuff for anal.

It makes me think of that dump the morning after hot chicken wings. The extreme hoop-of-fire effect - except magnified.

That is not a feeling I would want to artificially recreate.
 
I use honey instead of warming gel. Works out the same and tastes better.
 
Mudcat
I can't imagine gay guys using that stuff for anal.

It makes me think of that dump the morning after hot chicken wings. The extreme hoop-of-fire effect - except magnified.

That is not a feeling I would want to artificially recreate.
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ROFL! Extreme hoop of fire, I'm gonna remember that one. Maybe next time I break up with a guy I'll eat some jalapeos before I go down on him for the last time. I'll say it again, Muddy; you're a genius. Even blind and with ADD you'd still be more than capable of changing the world.
 
Mudcat
I can't imagine gay guys using that stuff for anal.

It makes me think of that dump the morning after hot chicken wings. The extreme hoop-of-fire effect - except magnified.

That is not a feeling I would want to artificially recreate.
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:lmao: TMI is what gamelive.com is all about TY Mudder! :hattip:
 
Warming lube huh. I don't want my schlong to feel like it is going to burn off. Makes me feel like she gave me something I need to go to the doctor to take care of. Do they have a cooling sensation lube? You know it will feel like your banging a ice bucket or something. I could have used that Friday.
 
Ragey, you gonna share your story here? I am still laughing.

With you. Not at you.
 
Yeah I have no shame.

People I was at the drug store Friday night and picked up some stuff called "Stiff Nights". It is kind of like Viagra for people who don't have a prescription. For some reason there are allot of penis products poping up at the drug store, well anyway this stuff was on sale buy 1 get 1 for $5.00 so I figured shat what the hell I'll try it. Well it definetly works well, I had no problem catching and keeping wood even after a shitload of beers, and then I turned into a stunt cock or something. The wife was actually complaining. You know your doing a good job when they are complaining. Anyway, I woke up Saturday with a giant.. .







wait for it...











headache and backache, to the point I thought I was gonna die. I swear that stuff took 5 years off of my life. All day long I would catch random wood for no reason at all, kind of like it was in high school, and the wife wouldn't help me out. Anyway, I have another one handy for the next time she can't get enough, but the after effects are a killer, this shit has to be bad for you, it was way worse than any hangover I've ever had.
 
RageWizard
Yeah I have no shame.

People I was at the drug store Friday night and picked up some stuff called "Stiff Nights". It is kind of like Viagra for people who don't have a prescription. For some reason there are allot of penis products poping up at the drug store, well anyway this stuff was on sale buy 1 get 1 for $5.00 so I figured shat what the hell I'll try it. Well it definetly works well, I had no problem catching and keeping wood even after a shitload of beers, and then I turned into a stunt cock or something. The wife was actually complaining. You know your doing a good job when they are complaining. Anyway, I woke up Saturday with a giant.. .







wait for it...











headache and backache, to the point I thought I was gonna die. I swear that stuff took 5 years off of my life. All day long I would catch random wood for no reason at all, kind of like it was in high school, and the wife wouldn't help me out. Anyway, I have another one handy for the next time she can't get enough, but the after effects are a killer, this shit has to be bad for you, it was way worse than any hangover I've ever had.
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:lmao: Is it wrong that I want to go buy some right now and try it out....
 
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