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Ever been to Loiusville?

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Horses are the thing here. I've seen painted statues of horses. They played the horse racing bugle before the luggage came out. Lots of horse-themed stuff everywhere.

But I have not seen a living horse yet. This town is bonkers.

Blitty, I see what you did there. And yes, I'll like your scrotum. I don't care.

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Bread
This town is fun. Like, Denver levels of fun. Who knew?

Does this mean that I have to put all of my Kentucky-related jokes to rest now? I'm not sure.

But I've witnessed zero incest. Almost pulled off a hot threesome with a horny Native American girl. Drove past the KFC Yum! Center several times and that's just weird.

I like this town.

What's the furthest you should take a finger up your ass before you begin to question your sexuality?
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Glad you're enjoying yourself! MrsM just asked me, "how far is the finger up his ass right now?" :grin:
 
I think you guys would be proud of me. Got cut off drinking at a wedding. Walked off. Passed out on a sidewalk. Lost my phone. Met a bunch of rap=listening to 18 year olds. They gave me a ride but took me to a party first. Were floored to find out I was 40. Haven't seen the girl and don't imagine I will anytime soon.

Good evening.
 
Bread
I think you guys would be proud of me. Got cut off drinking at a wedding. Walked off. Passed out on a sidewalk. Lost my phone. Met a bunch of rap=listening to 18 year olds. They gave me a ride but took me to a party first. Were floored to find out I was 40. Haven't seen the girl and don't imagine I will anytime soon.

Good evening.
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Nominated.

 
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I think you guys would be proud of me. Got cut off drinking at a wedding. Walked off. Passed out on a sidewalk. Lost my phone. Met a bunch of rap=listening to 18 year olds. They gave me a ride but took me to a party first. Were floored to find out I was 40. Haven't seen the girl and don't imagine I will anytime soon.

Good evening.
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Bread, you have to calm down! MrsM just playing when I mentioned your last post but this one worries her! She thinks you have a death wish! You must really get bored easily!
 
MrM. You knew what you were getting into when you started this relationship with me.

Don't act all surprised now.

Death does sound like a nice option more times than not. Sweet, sweet death. Just like it was before 1972. So peaceful...
 
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