Epic Beard Man Shirts

[Cougar Bait]

http://www.zazzle.com/my/products/public

plus there's the always popular "Bread Morning Mug"

 

[Bread]

I love Epic Beard Man so much.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Better get one before a lawyer finds him and turns this into a network TV show.

I'll be getting sued like 10 times a day.

 

[Bread]

Cougar, video request - I want you to catch a bus and film yourself beating the crap out of someone. You would become legendary.

 

[Cougar Bait]

I don't live in Oakland Bread.

They have laws here.