Drunk Cami

[Cami]

I really want to post on facebook....to friends and family....but I canot. I either press letters i don't mean to, or cant spell for shit. fucking fristrating. goddamnit. Just typing this, spelling eroors and all is taking so much ewffort it's not evein funny. fuck me. I should go to bed.

 

[Cami]

I gave up on facebook....fuck it. Bacons passed out and I am wondering what I should so now...Do, not so...fok. It's only 10:30....

 

[housepicks]

Hoppy Easter

 

[betplom]

I gave up on facebook....fuck it. Bacons passed out and I am wondering what I should do now...Do, not so...fok. It's only 10:30....

Fill a bowl with warm water and gently place one of Bacons hand inside it and leave it there until he wets himself.

 

[Cami]

I almost just fell off my bed.

HOPPY EASTER HOUSE!!

Bwahahaha...I would excepts he is already talking in his sleep, and that is amusing me.

I burnt my finger...damnit. iT feels funny.

 

[roguejuror]

you smoking weed

 

[Cami]

I wish!

 

[Cami]

RogRog would you come som,e pot wit me?

 

[roguejuror]

only if we roll joints

 

[Cami]

I'M IN!! Now we just gotta con Bacon into it...we all know it would be good for his well being, he has yet to figure that out....

meant would you smoke some pot with me, I know when I can correct myself, my buzz is wearing thin...time for another drink. Showers can ruin some things....

 

[housepicks]

Ahhhh....weed.

 

[Cami]

Fuck I had to edit that last post like three times. House when is the last time you smoked up?

 

[Cougar Bait]

10 minutes ago for me

 

[Cami]

lucky bastard. Then again, I can't drink liquor and smoke at the same time, I always end up puking. Note to self, don't take pepto when drunk or fucked up, it only makes things worse and your puke will be pink the next 24 hours.

 

[housepicks]

Fuck I had to edit that last post like three times. House when is the last time you smoked up?

My helper gets high in the truck all the time....I took a toke yesterday on the way to the job....before that...took a toke or 2 6 or 8;weeks ago.

But I wanna get baked...with my own doobie.

 

[Cami]

Shit, it's been about 1.5 years since I got FUCKED up. Bacon didn't know and once he found he wasn't very happy...basically ever since I had kids, I only ever got lit up about once every two years. Now when I was 20 or younger, I was baked and drunk pretty much every night. Drank during work, and then got high as a mother effer after dinner. Had a completely obvious undercover try to sell me weed once...he was a real dumb ass, didn't last long in that neighborhood, and in all honesty, I only ever had to pay for drugs once, ever, just once. lucky me.

 

[Cami]

I wonder how many people ever got high by themselves, and how it differed from getting/being high with someone else.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Pax vaporizer

Good shit