Daddy of the Decade

[roguejuror]

Who has been the best father of the last 10 years?

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[kato]

great thread.

tough.

i only parent one child. sok is exceptional and i am a really good dad. but, one child is so much easier. matty falls into this as well.

tron or mcb

boner for holding down with his wife's recovery.

blitty in 3 years will have kato's vote

 

[Matty]

Yeah it has to be between the repeat breeders. One quiet child is super easy. I'm barely a dad.

 

[Cougar Bait]

I only have 1 child

She's amazing but she's an absolute handful

Really more like a bull in a china shop most days

Anyways, she's great and smart and healthy but I only have 1

So will defer to those with more kids

 

[Boner_18]

Unlike POTY this is a silly poll. From what ive seen we're all good dads doing our best and our collective children seem to be doing great. This shit is hard and I dunno know about yall but I fuck it up all the time (i scream and yell A LOT). I think im doing a bit better than my parents who weren't too shabby in retrospect so thats all i can hope for.

 

[Archie]

raise your hand if you coaches your child in a sport.

best guestimate on diapers changed?

do you spare the rod?

what investment vehicles have your children's names on them?

do you raise them in a liberal cesspool?


is skibbitt toilet ab acceptable phrase under your roof.

what was your first stroller model

 

[Matty]

raise your hand if you coaches your child in a sport. Nope

best guestimate on diapers changed? Probably 1/4 to 1/3 of the total

do you spare the rod? What's that mean?

what investment vehicles have your children's names on them? RESP

do you raise them in a liberal cesspool? Yes


is skibbitt toilet ab acceptable phrase under your roof. That phase has passed but yes

what was your first stroller model Uppababy Vista. It's still in use by wifey's sister who had her first in early 2025

Answers in bold

 

[Tron]

raise your hand if you coaches your child in a sport.

Did that for both of my sons for all of their baseball years up until the age of 15.

In fact, one of my sons is a Division 1 baseball player. I was gonna mention it when we found out. I was (and still am) over the moon proud of him and so happy for him.

I vote for Bone Bone, though, because of the health issues his wife is dealing with.

 

[Cougar Bait]

raise your hand if you coaches your child in a sport. She's just 3, doing gymnastics only, I can't coach that. Well, I could, but it would be highly embarrassing

best guestimate on diapers changed? Less than half. More than 1/3

do you spare the rod? Yes

what investment vehicles have your children's names on them? My kid is set

do you raise them in a liberal cesspool?
Yes, I live in Cook county

is skibbitt toilet ab acceptable phrase under your roof. No habla this language

what was your first stroller model Uppa Baby was our favorite, but we had like 10 different ones that got returned. Can't remember the first one.

 

[Archie]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2014151197972676855

 

[roguejuror]

Daddies how often you used to prepare the baby bottles?

 

[kato]

raise your hand if you coaches your child in a sport. - no, sok races go karts

best guestimate on diapers changed? - maybe 10?

do you spare the rod? - no and yes, sok is spoiled. there is leverage.

what investment vehicles have your children's names on them? family trust

do you raise them in a liberal cesspool? no, land of zion


is skibbitt toilet ab acceptable phrase under your roof. it was

what was your first stroller model - no idea

 

[Matty]

Daddies how often you used to prepare the baby bottles?

JL was breastfed, no bottlee

 

[Cougar Bait]

Daddies how often you used to prepare the baby bottles?

Breast fed. No formula.

 

[Archie]

daddies, describe your baby momma breast milk taste

 

[kato]

daddies, describe your baby momma breast milk taste

never tried it, never a need

soy boy