CASPERWAIT$
Drama Moobs Your Mom
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I put together a point system to determine if a girl is worthy of all I have to offer.
Do any of you girls make the grade?
+1 for every YES
-1 for every NO
1. Have you ever yelled a religious figures name out loud besides "God" during sex?
2. Do you use safe words on a regular basis?
3. Have you ever swallowed a man and not run to the bathroom within a 5 minute span?
4. You consider leather a wardrobe staple and not an accessory.
5. Do you think Oprah is the antichrist?
6. You think it's not the size that matters, it's how he eats pussy.
7. Do you have a fake ID?
8. Is your dress size lower than your shoe size?
9. On Halloween do you try to "outslut" all the other females with your costume?
10. Does the idea of pleasuring a 6ft 4 Caucasian with no bankroll and a jelly roll make you moister than a Duncan Hines cake?
Anything over a +10 is awesome.
Do any of you girls make the grade?
+1 for every YES
-1 for every NO
1. Have you ever yelled a religious figures name out loud besides "God" during sex?
2. Do you use safe words on a regular basis?
3. Have you ever swallowed a man and not run to the bathroom within a 5 minute span?
4. You consider leather a wardrobe staple and not an accessory.
5. Do you think Oprah is the antichrist?
6. You think it's not the size that matters, it's how he eats pussy.
7. Do you have a fake ID?
8. Is your dress size lower than your shoe size?
9. On Halloween do you try to "outslut" all the other females with your costume?
10. Does the idea of pleasuring a 6ft 4 Caucasian with no bankroll and a jelly roll make you moister than a Duncan Hines cake?
Anything over a +10 is awesome.