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Casper's Quiz (For The Females)

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I put together a point system to determine if a girl is worthy of all I have to offer.

Do any of you girls make the grade?

+1 for every YES
-1 for every NO

1. Have you ever yelled a religious figures name out loud besides "God" during sex?

2. Do you use safe words on a regular basis?

3. Have you ever swallowed a man and not run to the bathroom within a 5 minute span?

4. You consider leather a wardrobe staple and not an accessory.

5. Do you think Oprah is the antichrist?

6. You think it's not the size that matters, it's how he eats pussy.

7. Do you have a fake ID?

8. Is your dress size lower than your shoe size?

9. On Halloween do you try to "outslut" all the other females with your costume?

10. Does the idea of pleasuring a 6ft 4 Caucasian with no bankroll and a jelly roll make you moister than a Duncan Hines cake?

Anything over a +10 is awesome.
 
1. Have you ever yelled a religious figures name out loud besides "God" during sex?
if yes is a point, is "jesus" "mary" "judas" a turn on for you? no.

2. Do you use safe words on a regular basis?
where's the fun in that? no.

3. Have you ever swallowed a man and not run to the bathroom within a 5 minute span?
what kind of women go down on you??

4. You consider leather a wardrobe staple and not an accessory.
this isn't a question.

5. Do you think Oprah is the antichrist?
racist. no.

6. You think it's not the size that matters, it's how he eats pussy.
size always maters. any women who says size doesn't matter is lying. no. and there is such a thing as over eating.

7. Do you have a fake ID?
so you're a cradle robber? no.

8. Is your dress size lower than your shoe size?
on which system?
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9. On Halloween do you try to "outslut" all the other females with your costume?
no. that's kind of pathetic.

10. Does the idea of pleasuring a 6ft 4 Caucasian with no bankroll and a jelly roll make you moister than a Duncan Hines cake?
i'd rather have a slice of cake, thanks.

1 point!
 
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