Breaking Up With GF

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Is this the cunt I made cry? Destroy her
 
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Is this the cunt I made cry? Destroy her
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You didn't make her cry silly.

It was that game 2 Red Sox loss had her in tears.

She thought you were nothing but rainbows and unicorns you big softee.
 
I'd love to see her gigantic tittays. For nurturing purposes only.
 
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Since you brought up the subject, boobies! Remember when your ladyfriend's endowed assets were kinda popping out at the musical performance that even Stevie Wonder would have notice ...... well possibly an :overshare: moment here on my part but ain't that what GL is all about!

Well, you know back in my high school days you see that big opening in the cleavage, you might roll up a small piece of paper and try to score in that area! Well, that's old school and a period where dunking wasn't allowed in basketball! The moment I saw her's that night I was thinking I wanted to not only dunk but hang onto and shake the rim like the brothers do nowadays! Give me a technical!

Was probably awkward if I mentioned it that night but knowing you're a future corpse, wanted to share that thought with you before the opportunity didn't exist! Luv you! Luv her!
:xoxo:
 
Dude you totally shoulda Darryl Dawkins that shit.
 
That's exactly the visual I was going for. Nice.

Oh well. Next year.
 
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