Breaking Nothing Burgers

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https://twitter.com/x/status/2013682081180557627

 

[Archie]

radical domestic terrorist attempts to drown elected public official, staff and constiuents with weapon of mass destruction


attempted to inflict maximum damage

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016320973893443699

 

[Cougar Bait]

Maybe it was her brother, and cum?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Good buy spot

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[Cougar Bait]

Oh man, this is a good one.

 

[Vegas Dave]

Every single video on the internet of crazy libs = Libs are crazy
Video of a crazy conservative = STAGED

 

[Archie]

president has a keen eye for these things and likely some good inside intelligence info.


foxed

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016531225800782224

 

[Cougar Bait]

His Facebook profile has I stand with Ukraine stickers posted on it, and his family looks...not Conservative really.

Doesn't sound like a pro Trump guy to me, but who knows.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Lol and more

 

[Cougar Bait]

Every single video on the internet of crazy libs = Libs are crazy
Video of a crazy conservative = STAGED

I’m not saying the incident with Ilhan Omar was staged, but a sitting congresswoman is at an event where an unknown man gets up and sprays an unknown liquid on her.

She then bravely runs towards him, (without reflexive safety reaction as most people would do) to tune him up as her security gets there, without concern for her own safety.

Then, instead of taking her to a hospital to get checked out regarding this unknown liquid, she continues her speech as if nothing happened. I dunno. Sounds...fake and gay.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Bananas and rice girl

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016595797312168430

 

[Archie]

remember when George W paid that guy to throw shoes at him?

that was the best

 

[Cougar Bait]

remember when George W paid that guy to throw shoes at him?

that was the best

I love that one

 

[Vegas Dave]

I’m not saying the incident with Ilhan Omar was staged, but a sitting congresswoman is at an event where an unknown man gets up and sprays an unknown liquid on her.

She then bravely runs towards him, (without reflexive safety reaction as most people would do) to tune him up as her security gets there, without concern for her own safety.

Then, instead of taking her to a hospital to get checked out regarding this unknown liquid, she continues her speech as if nothing happened. I dunno. Sounds...fake and gay.

I'm not saying the incident was staged, I'm just saying betting on it being staged would be a good wager and here's three paragraphs on why it seemed staged.

 

[Cougar Bait]

I'm not saying the incident was staged, I'm just saying betting on it being staged would be a good wager and here's three paragraphs on why it seemed staged.

I like the bet, it's ok Davey, you can feel free to offer a counter point or respond to the three paragraphs.

 

[Archie]

don't also become a victim of the algorithm boys

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016436704446406918

 

[Cougar Bait]

Down to 3%

Gonna take a bath on this one 😬