BREAKING NEWS!

[bacon]

That's CRAZY!!!!

Coldplay front Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence break up



"In addition to sharing her love for television, the talented thesp said she wants to date a guy who "isn't afraid to fart in front of me.""

We've got a few candidates for that, don't we?

 

[reno cool]

Celebrity gossip is not news. Dumbericans.:

 

[Cami]

Breaking news: Poster Reno Cool has decided what is and isn't news! Updates to follow after the weather! Now down to you, Dave!

 

[bacon]

Breaking news: Matty is a slob slobbering Tim Hortons breakfast all over his desk in the workplace

Updates after sports - go sports!

 

[IAG]

Someone post some breaking news. Don't make me read about Clash of the Clans or whatever that is. ...or the Toronto mayoral election.

 

[MrMonkey]

I need badly to win the BBad figure to send to Bacon so him and Stevie can play with it together!

 

[IAG]

I need badly to win the BBad figure to send to Bacon so him and Stevie can play with it together!

Good luck Mr. M.

Man I'm bored. About to start throwing away money on horses. Slow news day.

 

[MrMonkey]

IAG, slow down my dear, didn't think you had a gambling issue!

 

[IAG]

IAG, slow down my dear, didn't think you had a gambling issue!

I don't. I have a boredom issue.

 

[MrMonkey]

I don't. I have a boredom issue.

What can I tell you! Deal with it! This is what happens when you turn you back on potential long lasting time consuming exciting hookups at drive-thrus!

 

[bacon]

Yeah you could be getting fucked by that guy RIGHT NOW!

Good or bad, you wouldn't be bored!

 

[IAG]

Yeah you could be getting fucked by that guy RIGHT NOW!

Good or bad, you wouldn't be bored!

Ok. Well there's 5 minutes. What am I going to do with the rest of my afternoon?

 

[bacon]

Play with BB action figures?

 

[reno cool]

awkwardly sit there while he goes on about some stupid shit?

 

[IAG]

awkwardly sit there while he goes on about some stupid shit?

I'd rather sit here and go on about some stupid shit myself.

 

[Matty]

BREAKING NEWS

LENNY KRAVITZ STOLE MUDCAT'S CELL PHONE

 

[IAG]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^




Omg. That was look at it again and still laugh as hard as the first time clever.

 

[MrMonkey]

Ok. Well there's 5 minutes. What am I going to do with the rest of my afternoon?

That younger handsome guy at the drive-thru could have been picking up his Viagra prescription! All day long honey!

PS And he doesn't have an ED issue!