Big Boys Club

[Matty]

17.8%

 

[Matty]

I'm riding up this big hill on Monday. One of the most iconic climbs in the world, apparently. A cycling museum is at the top.

 

[Archie]

 

[Matty]

Gonna do it up and down and then meet the fam back down in Bellagio - they will have taken the ferry from Lake Como up to Bellagio. We'll all take the ferry back to Como to return my rental Specialized Tarmac SL7.

I'm very excite!

 

[Tron]

Small potatoes compared to Mattyballs Euro exploits but……,


Cortisone shots did NOTHING for my left elbow. Said fuck it and went riding anyway.

It hurts way more pressing the toothpaste tube or opening something than it does to ride the bike anyway

 

[Archie]

tron, get you a 12-20 lb DB

heavy heavy slow eccentric only wrist extension lowers

then a few times a day some overcoming isometrics for pronation and supination

 

[Archie]

I hope Matty avoided this kind of incident on the way down.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2035450728026947754

 

[roguejuror]

This is it! This is what Matty has been training for for years!

This is Matty's Rocky Balboa moment

 

[stevek]

 

[Archie]

this broad almost benches as much as pete hegseth

https://twitter.com/x/status/2035684013059232211

 

[Tron]

In the waiting room for my colonoscopy!

Butt hole is REAL sore from wiping 47 times last night.

 

[roguejuror]

Coño asere

 

[Archie]

In the waiting room for my colonoscopy!

Butt hole is REAL sore from wiping 47 times last night.

do you have a bidet?

 

[Tron]

do you have a bidet?

I do not but I don’t have space

We are on the way home. Dr. says things look good! See you in 10 years, Dr!

 

[Archie]

 

[roguejuror]

Dr. says things look good!

healthy natural foods = clean intestines ✅

 

[Matty]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2037255955272855565

 

[Archie]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2037171211265073537