Belly Buttons

[MrX]

Researchers found 2,368 unique species of bacteria after swabbing just 60 belly buttons, according to a report in The Atlantic. Of these, 1,458 may have been completely new to science. In this same study, one man's belly button was found to be home to bacteria previously known to exist only in the soil of Japan.

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/a...to-science-found-in-our-belly-buttons/266360/

 

[Mudcat]

Gross.

My Jenny doesn't like you to stick a finger in her belly button because someone told her when she was very young that it would make her legs fall off.

"That's interesting," I said, "but you understand now that that isn't true, right?"

"Yes."



But she still doesn't want you messing with her belly button.

 

[MrX]

Awesome. I'm going to tell every kid I meet that.

 

[roguejuror]

Why you messing with her belly button?

 

[MrX]

I don't even know where to look for a car's bellybutton.

 

[Mudcat]

When I stick a finger in my belly button and wiggle it around a bit, it hits a nerve that causes unusual remote tingling. I can understand how a kid might hear that her legs will fall off and it would seem plausible.

 

[Cami]

I have an inny bellybutton. Did you know you're belly button can get infected? true story.

 

[MrX]

I have an inny bellybutton. Did you know you're belly button can get infected? true story.

Mine? No way. Prove it.

 

[Mudcat]

Apparently there can be Belly Button Rape.


1. Belly Button Rape

To put your finger in someone's belly button for more than 8 seconds. It is then classed as rape.

"You put your finger in my belly button for 12 seconds, that counts as belly button rape"

 

[PuckOff]

I used to be able to turn my belly button inside-out when i was a kid. Not joking.

 

[Blitty]

Explains a lot, pucky.

 

[PuckOff]

oh really?

 

[betplom]

But she still doesn't want you messing with her belly button.

Does she have a problem with fingers in other orifices?

 

[Mudcat]

belly button

A sexy body part on the stomach that is legally considered rape when poked. You can feel it in your testicles/ovaries a little when you poke it.

Rapist: <pokes belly button>
Victim: Ah! Stop raping me!
Rapist: Can you feel it in your balls?