ATTN: Ray/Oksy/RJ

[Oksana]

heavy rain

rosberg's car is fucked already and they haven't even started but they think they can fix it in time

 

[roguejuror]

1 retirement

 

[Oksana]

these commentators are wacked

they say heavy rain and then they pan to the track and it doesn't look heavy to me

 

[SoV]

Just showed the crowd. Doesn't look like it's pouring.

Nope, not raining too much says Hamilton. Clouds keep separating.

 

[roguejuror]

Oksy cameras add weight

 

[Oksana]

rosberg first driver to retire +3300

 

[Oksana]

Oksy cameras add weight

ten pounds min

 

[SoV]

Need one more retirement for a 5/1 winner.

 

[Oksana]

hamilton to lead after first lap +175

 

[SoV]

Odds dropped, from what I've seen.

Track still dry, on slicks.

LETS HAVE A CAR SLIDE ON THIS LAP

OMG SUNSHINE PEEKING

Mika!

 

[SoV]

HERE WE GO!

AND THE FIVE LIGHTS ILLUMINATE!!!!!

 

[SoV]

LEWIS IN THE LEADDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

Alonso in 3rd!!!!

 

[SoV]

Winner!!

 

[Oksana]

thank fuck there's some cash back

now crash hamilton you cok

 

[SoV]

Celtic up 1-0 as well

No retirements :sad:

 

[Oksana]

a safety car would be nice too

 

[SoV]

Would be immense, need rain now

 

[Oksana]

need massive rain

we should've faded the meteorolgists, those pricks pick less winners than brock

i need massa to ding rosberg - his people have already told him off so you'd think he's going to start getting aggro now