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Since you are the resident senior citizen and favoured to be the first gamelive poster to meet death from natural causes I was hoping for some tips/pointers on getting old.
I turn 45 in a few weeks and my body has advised me that I am no longer a young man.
When I wake up in the morning and get out of bed I'm all hunched over and stiff.
My kidneys and lower back hurt (degenerative disc failure - a type of arthritis) and my achilles tendons are tight and sore. After walking around for a few minutes the stiffness eases up and I'm 90%.
Amazingly at 44 I still like to fukk and masturbate - but not at the same time.
It's true that I have used "male enhancement" drugs but they aren't really a necessity, sometimes the pills just make things easier. I can still fukk 3 times in a night if I'm feeling it.
I've had the prostrate exam done recently, it was not fun but it also was not horrible, perhaps I would have enjoyed it if it wasn't a man sticking hisi digits up my anus.
My eyesight has deteriorated a bit since I hit 40, I now need glasses to read small print.
Urination and bowel movements are not a problem, I can perform both functions without assistance.
So my old pal WB I'd like to hear what you have to say about getting old, you are a wise man pal and the force is strong with you. Enlihghten us.
Your friend in senility,
plommer.
I turn 45 in a few weeks and my body has advised me that I am no longer a young man.
When I wake up in the morning and get out of bed I'm all hunched over and stiff.
My kidneys and lower back hurt (degenerative disc failure - a type of arthritis) and my achilles tendons are tight and sore. After walking around for a few minutes the stiffness eases up and I'm 90%.
Amazingly at 44 I still like to fukk and masturbate - but not at the same time.
It's true that I have used "male enhancement" drugs but they aren't really a necessity, sometimes the pills just make things easier. I can still fukk 3 times in a night if I'm feeling it.
I've had the prostrate exam done recently, it was not fun but it also was not horrible, perhaps I would have enjoyed it if it wasn't a man sticking hisi digits up my anus.
My eyesight has deteriorated a bit since I hit 40, I now need glasses to read small print.
Urination and bowel movements are not a problem, I can perform both functions without assistance.
So my old pal WB I'd like to hear what you have to say about getting old, you are a wise man pal and the force is strong with you. Enlihghten us.
Your friend in senility,
plommer.
