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Robyn
Who do you think is the biggest douche posting here? Be honest. No hard feelings will leave this thread.
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Yep, back to doing troubles written all over this post!
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Bread
Do the drapes match the carpet?!?! LOOOFFFFLLLLLOMGLMAOBBQ.
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I have not owned carpet since 1983 when I bought a bathing suit that was too small and had to figure out how to make it "work".

Where the fuck were my parents?

Do you think Fiveteamer is a misunderstood genius?
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I have heard that Fiveteamer is a misunderstood genius.

Would you like to see my balls? Cuz you can.
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Yes please.

Does Reno Cool suck his thumb when he sleeps?
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That is a very good question. I'll do some reconnaissance and get back to you.
 
MrX
When are you getting out of bed today?
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10:45.

Very excited to have gone to Chuck Wagon with my new boyfriend/former husband. I am also thrilled to have a whole day of golf watching and answering questions laid out before me.

All of this can officially start after I drive back to Starbucks and throw this soy chai made with whole milk in the face of that the fucking guy that fucks up my drink all the time. I guess I can only blame myself since he is a known fuck up, and I didn't check.

What a fucking lame, non-problem.
 
New boyfriend/former husband? Be specific please!
 
Mrs. X, rattlesnakes, or putting up with drunken Bread shenanigans?
 
Bread
Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
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It really, really did.


Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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He was a drunk and a womanizer, so you probably see the prescription meds and some residue of inappropriate sexual behavior in there.
 
RogueJuror
mrsx was the fish for lunch yesterday good? good-great? great-awesome?
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RJ, the fish was just good. Maybe good-great. I marinated it all morning and then fried it in a batter of chick pea flour, spices and egg. I think though, by the time it was done, I wasn't really in the mood for fish anymore. The broccoli was spectacular though. I'm pretty much always in the mood for broccoli with butter.

What would be awesome right now is a brewed chai tea with 1/3 soy and two honeys. Real milk makes me cough and my face gets itchy.
 
MrX
If you could rearrange the alphabet, would you put U and I together?
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If you drove to Starbucks and exchanged this real milk chai for a soy chai I definitely would.
 
RogueJuror
did you enjoyed your lesbian experience?
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Not really. Unfortunate, I know. But, I didn't enjoy many sexual experiences around that time in my life, so maybe I should give it another shot in the name of science.
 
Robyn
Who do you think is the biggest douche posting here? Be honest. No hard feelings will leave this thread.
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Damnit Robyn, I got super excited when I read this question. I took a big breath and cracked my knuckles in anticipation. Before I could exhale, my lawyer jumped in and strongly advised me against answering this question.

I never go against my lawyer's advice. We have a contract that can't be breached.
 
Mrs. X
Damnit Robyn, I got super excited when I read this question. I took a big breath and cracked my knuckles in anticipation. Before I could exhale, my lawyer jumped in and strongly advised me against answering this question.

I never go against my lawyer's advice. We have a contract that can't be breached.
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I was a little nervous in anticipation of your answer to this question. I feel better now. Maybe honestly isn't always the best policy?
 
MrMonkey
New boyfriend/former husband? Be specific please!
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I decided this morning that I wanted to have a boyfriend instead of a husband for awhile. I made my wedding ring a going steady ring and Mr. X is now my boyfriend instead of my husband. I guess really all that means is that he has to be a little nicer and more clever to be able to get sex, and I can't complain about the dishes in the sink and have to comb my hair more.
 
Mrs. X
Damnit Robyn, I got super excited when I read this question. I took a big breath and cracked my knuckles in anticipation. Before I could exhale, my lawyer jumped in and strongly advised me against answering this question.

I never go against my lawyer's advice. We have a contract that can't be breached.
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If you want to use my name here for the sake of answering the question I am on board with that. Being the biggest douche is a step up from totally irrelevant.
 
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Mrs. X
I guess really all that means is that he has to be a little nicer and more clever to be able to get sex...
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You must be confused. How can I get any nicer or cleverer?
 
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