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Why you hate Mudcat?

Are you for real?

Favorite Muppet?

Would you like your own smiley?

Cali Girl...hot or fuckable cunt?

Muddy question answered

I believe Im pretty real

If Bert and Ernie were Muppets I enjoyed them as a kid....with a lean towards Ernie.

In unrelated news I like PigPen from Charlie Brown. I think his dust cloud is neat.


I actually was given a smiley from Cami I believe. Its the guy with a raging boner and erectile dysfunction.

 

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How many beers will you consume this weekend? Hard stuff too? If so how much?

How much of that chicken breast is left?

Any buttsex this weekend? If so, with who?

When was the last fistfight you were in?

Are you still married and if so are you getting along?

Friday about 10-11 beers, one mixed drink and 3 shots.

Saturday was probably about 25 beers..including beer bongs and floppy cup and 6-8 shots of fireball.

I am off today.

3/4 of 1 chicken breast was thrown out about It 20 minutes ago.

Analess weekend.


Last fistfight was 2 years ago. At a bar...hammered. I guess I told some people I was gonna go kick some dudes ass who walked out of the bar. (No memory of this) I walked in a few minutes later with a bloody nose and busted lip and refused attempts by the women to clean me up...


Marriage is getting better...still undersexed though...although did have non anal sex this am.

 

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Call girl

Is hot fuckable count an option.




The Debbie Gibson picture couldn't be anymore gorgeous but others are just ok.


That said id probably lick her asshole.

 

[Tron]

It's possible to really like Mudcats posting style AND like housepicks versions of Mudcats posts.

Tron is living proof.




Mudcat, when some people hate you that means you're good.

-Barry Bonds

 

[Cougar Bait]

Can you describe any road rage incidents and when you beat the person bloody did you use your fists or a weapon?

 

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No incidents to speak of