archie getting licked

roguejuror

south china sea
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Jan 24, 2010
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archie loves dogs

 

stevek

Life Sustaining
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Oct 30, 2019
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Yeah well fuck shit all over the place. Fuck slobber. Fuck being all needy and shit. Fuck being unpredictable and every once in awhile killing a baby. Fuck being unnecessarily loud.

Fuck em. Right up their stupid K9 assholes.
 

Vegas Dave

Daves Dime Dot Com
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How many friendly dogs have you assaulted for entering your personal space Bone Bone?
 

Boner_18

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Can't assault property. It's defined as contact on a human, just like anyone who says "murder" referring to an animal doesn't get it.

On the other hand a person can use property (a bat, knife, or A DOG) to make non consensual contact with another human. If you use a stick to poke someone's ass in an elevator its assault. But if you use a dog to do it they're acting cute. Unacceptable.
 

Vegas Dave

Daves Dime Dot Com
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Can't assault property. It's defined as contact on a human, just like anyone who says "murder" referring to an animal doesn't get it.

On the other hand a person can use property (a bat, knife, or A DOG) to make non consensual contact with another human. If you use a stick to poke someone's ass in an elevator its assault. But if you use a dog to do it they're acting cute. Unacceptable.

Semantics Bone Bone. You are referring to legal definition of assault. Textbook definition is "a physical attack".

Need a number. How many dogs have you laid the smackdown on?