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Any of you Queers ever get massages?

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Blitty

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Not plommer ones. Legit ones.

I got one yesterday and it was very painful and intense.

Homeboy did work on my knots. Feel much better today.

I try to get one roughly every 6 months or so.
 
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I have never, and unless Steve wanted to, probably would never. I do not like the idea of a stranger touching me.

I bet strangers love touching you.

When I ride the subway in Toronto at rush hour I usually look for a large breasted attractive lady to stand close to so I can feel her tits rub up against me as the train motions from side to side. Cheapest thrill in the big city.
 
I've had many over the years for various reasons... ..You can get memberships at massage places here for $40/hour I think (plus tip) but you have to commit to get one per month. High end spas can cost as much as $150/hour or more. ...ridiculous. I prefer Swedish massage which are more for relaxation. I can't relax when they are really wailing on you trying to get the knots out.
 
I got my first and last massage on my honeymoon in Barbados at the resort. After it was all done and I went upstairs to sign the bill the massuse asked me "was there something wrong?" I replied "no, no, it was fine. That's my first massage." She says, "oh yeah, mister, i've never seen someone so tense. You wouldn't even relax your arms and shoulders."

Whatever. What a crock of shit. I like my tenseness. MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO RELAX!
 
I bet strangers love touching you.

When I ride the subway in Toronto at rush hour I usually look for a large breasted attractive lady to stand close to so I can feel her tits rub up against me as the train motions from side to side. Cheapest thrill in the big city.

Please tell me you're kidding.