Any of you Queers ever get massages?

[Blitty]

Typical boner

 

[Tron]

Doesn't matter if your comfortable with your sexuality..

We're glad that you're comfortable with your homosexuality, Blitty. We like you no matter what your preference is, pal.

:cheersbuddy:

 

[Blitty]

Please tell me you're kidding.

Doubt it. We have signs all over the mta warning about pervs like that.

Guys got a sick and twisted world perspective.

 

[bacon]

Things I pay for:

-Bills
-Services and things I WANT

Man touching me, no. Not judging anyone who does though.

 

[Boner_18]

I bet strangers love touching you.

When I ride the subway in Toronto at rush hour I usually look for a large breasted attractive lady to stand close to so I can feel her tits rub up against me as the train motions from side to side. Cheapest thrill in the big city.

We have automated announcements warning us of this sort of activity in NYC....

"This is an important announcement from the New York City Police - A CROWDED SUBWAY CAR IS NO PLACE FOR UNWANTED SEXUAL CONTACT..."

 

[Matty]

Frotteurism - Encyclopedia of Mental Disorders

 

[betplom]

Doubt it. We have signs all over the mta warning about pervs like that.

Guys got a sick and twisted world perspective.

We just report what we see, pal.

 

[Blitty]

Things I pay for:

-Bills
-Services and things I WANT

Man touching me, no. Not judging anyone who does though.

Lol. Bacrr I've had a dozen women do it in past. Guy showed up this time didn't have a choice.


Research a good chick masseuse and get an hour.

9.9999@99 Blitmatics

 

[betplom]

Marty tits are not genitals. I love the feeling of a womans clothed breasts rubbing on my back.

Reminds me of a broad in highschool that used to come over to me desk to ask me a question (duh!) while rubbing her box on my elbow or hand as it rested on my desk.

Her name was Jane. Because of this whenever I hear "Jane" by Foreigner I usually become aroused.
Been happening since I was 16.

 

[bacon]

A fart while receiving a back massage would be a thing.

 

[Matty]

Plommer that was a solid

borderline TMI

thank you

 

[betplom]

A fart while receiving a back massage would be a thing.

I've had massages where after stepping out of the shower in the room I let one rip and it stunk up the massage room before the massage attendant entered.

None of them ever said anything to me. It's manly to fart around women.

 

[bacon]

I've had massages where after stepping out of the shower in the room I let one rip and it stunk up the massage room before the massage attendant entered.

None of them ever said anything to me. It's manly to fart around women.

My admiration for you just reached an all time high

 

[Cami]

Plommer, why does this subway habit not surprise me?!!!

 

[betplom]

Plommer, why does this subway habit not surprise me?!!!

Not a habit, it's a treat.

We love the feeling of hugh titties (like yours) rubbing on our back (in public or not).

I don't grind on strange broads, I just relax and let them caress me with their tits until reaching my destination.

It's good to be a man.

 

[Matty]

Aight, we'll allow it.

 

[Cami]

Oh Plommer. we love ya man!

 

[betplom]

Oh Plommer. we love ya man!

Yeah, I hear it all the time. I need to feel it, pal.

I would love for you to rub those Camaaaaaaytittays on my back!

Bacon never needs to know.