Alert: durito is getting married on Saturday

[roguejuror]

That's normal not small

 

[Oksana]

My height isn't small but my bone structure is. I'm a pretty petite person all around.

When I played basketball I at least had some massive muscle tone to go in there but that was years ago. Since then it's just been smallville. Any muscle I have left is basically a genetic fluke with some random running, Pilates and yoga fit in. RANDOM though.

So I think that getting massive boobs stacked on would just unbalance me somehow. Like one of those lollipop heads with a small body but big boobs.

Need to find a happy medium. Right now they're the perfect size according to Naomi Campbell. She said that boobs shouldn't be so big that they don't fit into a Champagne flute as it's all just fat cells anyway.

Yeah ok cool. Mine fit in the flute. But she's also a psycho bird who chucks phones at people so I don't think she's the best authority on anything.

 

[roguejuror]

I dunno if I want to get on this google plus thing

 

[choo]

those are great especially mrs mrs durito not smiling you guys look very happy. congrats sir.

 

[Bread]

Reeto...did you get drunk....like, New Orleans style plastered....for the wedding? hahahahaha.