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Oksana
are there wild monkeys there???? if so, i really may have to reconsider

monkeys are cute but not when they're breaking and entering

and at night time it seems

no bloody way i could handle that
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he was a pet of the hotel.

having monkeys as pets is a bad idea.

there are most certainly wild monkeys in costa rica. though not likely in the shit hole that is san jose.
 
relax oksana, monkeys are friendly

here he is on my head
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haha see that's cute

i've held monkeys in thailand and at the zoo here but the idea of them cruising around may be too much for me

i had enough of a hard time with wild chickens roaming the streets in puerto rico

all they can do is peck you; monkeys can tear you to shreds with their evil fingers
 
We need more pics durito. Oksana , if you can deal with kangaroos and koala bears, this fella in central america should be a breeze.

Durito get a page up for the register, we want to send you something for the wedding, maybe fisheads soon to be published book on "conquering risk, corn futures !"

More pics of your travels! I love this guy on your head, he seems so happy!
 
Oksana, do you want to go to Columbia with me a few days before the CR bash?


Also what I have noticed at the past few bashes is that all the various posters start forming clicks with each other.

Do you want to form a click with me?
 
yea that wasnt so cool, no pet monkeys for emily.

the problem is moneys make cute pets when they are young, but when they grow up they are like those in that video and people cant take care of them anymore. there is a nature reserve in bolivia that takes in monkeys that were pets or circus animals. you can volunteer there. they also have pumas and other animals. you can take a puma for a walk. i wont be doing that.
 
had to babysit for my brother in law and sister today

stupid annoying fucking nephew

kids are bastards

"ok, you don't want spaghetti anymore? we are at a restaruant, you wanted it 10 minutes ago when we ordered it.......Guess what i'm putting spaghetti in your damn pie-hole one way or another you little fucking cunt-bag. I paid 9.95 for that shit"

oh you wanna leave the beach because you got sand in your toes? I'm about to shove sand up your fucking poop chute for a solid 3 minutes you whiney thankless little 4 year old human being.

being young does not let you be a douche and cry in the backseat of my car.

So glad this forum doesn't have many parents. we'd be alot more angry

single parents..... they'd be on suicide watch

me and Al are sticking to dogs and fish
 
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