The Iran War Thread

[Cougar Bait]

There was a concept of a plan, per usual

 

[FairWarning]

I guess they didn’t have a What If plan on the Straight?

I don't think Trump ever has a What If strategy.

 

[Archie]

@roguejuror

do you have a Douyin account

https://twitter.com/x/status/2033129716283232741

 

[roguejuror]

@roguejuror

do you have a Douyin account

no, no need

Douyin is the internal version of TikTok

 

[Tron]

Just did a quick Google search to see if the war we won on the first day is still going….

Yup………. still going.

 

[Cougar Bait]

[insert quote] into every presser

"People have never seen anything like this"

✅

 

[Dingo]

Cuba,Greenland and Canada,next!

 

[Tron]

Heil!

 

[Cougar Bait]

Cubs for sure

Greenland, maybe

Canada, eh let em be

 

[Cougar Bait]

Cubs for sure

Greenland, maybe

Canada, eh let em be

https://twitter.com/x/status/2033649520425291891

 

[Tron]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2033954718876418472

 

[Cougar Bait]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2035073545714213076

 

[Dingo]

I feel sorry for their families

 

[Tron]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2035073545714213076

 

[Tron]

Just did a quick Google search to see if the war we won on the first day is still going….

Yup………. still going.

Entering week 4

 

[Archie]

Iran won’t close the Strait because that would be very bad for them

- we knew they would close it, I expected oil prices to be worse

- the strait will open itself

- we don’t use it, allies should open it

- OPEN THE STRAIT RIGHT NOW OR WE’LL DESTROY YOUR POWER PLANTS

 

[FairWarning]

Well Trump just issued an ultimatum to reopen the strait, so there's that.

 

[Tron]

Iran won’t close the Strait because that would be very bad for them

- we knew they would close it, I expected oil prices to be worse

- the strait will open itself

- we don’t use it, allies should open it

- OPEN THE STRAIT RIGHT NOW OR WE’LL DESTROY YOUR POWER PLANTS

🤡