Redneck News Reporter Looks for Evidence Gay Marriage is Destroying Alabama

[Matty]

 

[Mudcat]

Okay. I was just about as certain as I could be that something totally different was going to happen there. I'm pleased to be so wrong.

 

[Matty]

:fagotitty:

 

[FairWarning]

Matty - what is the redneck province in Canada?

 

[Matty]

Alberta

 

[Blitty]

I'd bet there's 1 or 2 rednecks in Sask..

 

[Blitty]

We should do a GL Bash at the Calgary Stampede!

 

[Matty]

Yeh fo sho, but Alberta is the epicenter of angry, liberal-hating 'necks.

 

[Mudcat]

It's all relative. I would not compare Alberta to the American south for right-wing neanderthal dipshittery. Not even close.

There aren't bridges in Alberta bearing the names of former KKK leaders and whatnot.

Plenty of more extreme backwards hicks in the American north than Alberta come to think of it.



In a quasi-related note, the mayor of Calgary was recently declared the World's Top Mayor. His name is Naheed Nenshi.

 

[roguejuror]

His name is Naheed Nenshi.

omg he gonna bring sharia law

 

[Matty]

Calgary is Canada's Austin, TX.

 

[housepicks]

I love rednecks

 

[housepicks]

 

[housepicks]

 

[Matty]

I will own a pickup truck one day. I like trucks.