Random thoughts

Sometimes I feel like people who can't sing shouldn't sing.

I mean, I guess they should. If people are willing to pay to listen to their obviously auto-tuned voice, then why not take the money?

Let me change my original position.

Sometimes I feel like people shouldn't listen to people who can't sing singing.
 
Muddy you are correct! When I sing it must sound like an annoying barking dog! Once in awhile I might sing along a few lines of a fav and if MrsM is within earshot, she tells me "please stop!"

The weird thing is when I'm by myself what I hear sounds great to my ear! I guess I could record myself to listen but it probably would just totally kill my musical spirit! Plus I don't need to become self-conscious bout another bad habit of mine!
 
bacon
Whether it happened or not is contingent on a picture.
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Very effective use of contingent lately. I like it.

RogueJuror
You drive shoeless?
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Only when I am running somewhere and only going thru a drive thru

MrMonkey
I was thinking the same thing only cause surmising bout this time of year can't be over 40-50 degrees in SF, SD at night? IAG knows I'm the Weather Monkey!
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It was early evening and had been about 70 or so that day. I was wearing shorts also, so couldn't have been that cool.

I do always worry that something will happen i.e., car breaking down and I will be sorry I don't have shoes. I should probably keep a spare pair in the trunk.
 
and Blitty calls me a hick...
 
Cami
and Blitty calls me a hick...
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Not me but if you were ...... I visualize a pretty gal that has to avoid washing her face in the sink!

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:housepicks:
 
haha, thanks MrM! not quite that tiny, but the rack is about right. I found some facial cleansing towelettes that I really like. No more sinkboobs for me!
 
Let's try again! This gal's a little taller .......

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trying to visualize you the way Bacon might have experienced you! :whipped:
 
She only pistol whipped me once, it was something new for us! Probably won't try again!
 
FYI I wear Dickies jeans.

Nothing more to that. I do.
 
Full disclosure: my recent reference to meatcake was quasi-gleeped from George Carlin. I wish I could find video of it being performed because I recall that the facial expressions and body language were priceless - but the straight text is still pretty funny


"Perhaps the worst thing that can happen is to reach into the refrigerator and come out with something that you cannot identify at all. You literally do not know what it is. Could be meat, could be cake. Usually, at a time like that, I'll bluff. "Honey, is this good?" "Well, what is it?" "I don't know. I've never seen anything like it. It looks like...meatcake!" "Well, smell it." (snort, sniff) "It has absolutely no smell whatsoever!" "It's good! Put it back! Somebody is saving it. It'll turn up in something." Thats what frightens me. That someone will consider it a challenge and use it just because it's in there."
 
muddy is stealing shit

shut this thread down RIGHT NOW!!!!
 
Sometimes it occurs to me that everything is everything.

And I wonder why.

And I realize: because it is.


I mean, it isn't - but it is.

In a way.
 
perception defines reality

everything is nothing and vise versa

you are nothing
 
Sorry Teela but I have to state here you look radiantly beautiful! Motherhood has been good to you! :xoxo:
 
MrM taking the random in Random thoughts very seriously.
 
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