my dad bet all my savings on them

[roguejuror]

singapore anti gabmling

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

That was awesome.

Surprised his dad didn't bet that Robin Williams was going to off himself.

 

[reno cool]

 

[Matty]

 

[Mudcat]

I'd think that, in designing those commercials, they would simply refer to bets that lost. Refraining altogether from speculation on the future seems like a pretty obvious measure. You know, if they're trying to make a point about how problem gambling doesn't work out.

Stick with losers.

I'd think.

 

[housepicks]

That seems pretty fukkin obvious doesn't it? Isn't that why its funny?

 

[Matty]

Houser your aggravation is cute. Keep it coming.

 

[housepicks]

Hey guys....Mudcat here. ..listen it gonna go pretty hot today so if you get thirsty drink some water...cuz drinking water makes you less thirsty then before you drank water.

Uhh...thanks muddy...I'll try that!!

 

[bacon]

That bit was awesome.

There was a recent study that said if you drink hot things when it's hot it's the best thing to do. I'm not 100% committed to it but I have been doing it more and more. Sure I still want a cold water/beer instantly much more than anything hot but you know what hasn't been bothering me when I've been consuming a hot cup of coffee on a hot day? The heat. It was a Yahoo study so the fact I even doubted it is pretty ridiculous.

 

[housepicks]

Hmmm...probably a study out there that says sticking a finger up my ass will shorten a cold but thats not why I do it.

 

[bacon]

I saw that too, it's a seasonal thing - doesn't work in the winter because your finger just makes u colder.

 

[housepicks]

Lol...well played

 

[MrX]

Hmmm...probably a study out there that says sticking a finger up my ass will shorten a cold but thats not why I do it.

Sticking a finger up your ass is for hiccups, fool.

Straight from the National Institutes of Health.

This is the second reported case associating cessation of intractable hiccups with digital rectal massage. We suggest that this manoeuvre should be considered in cases of intractable hiccups before proceeding with pharmacological agents.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2299306

 

[reno cool]

this is so good, I had to watch it again. What is this show? The host is foking funny

 

[Mudcat]

John Oliver?

He recently left the Daily Show to do this. The Daily Show could really use him too. They got some issues IMO with the quality of their correspondent pool right now.

But this John Oliver show is good.

 

[Blitty]

this is so good, I had to watch it again. What is this show? The host is foking funny

Now we FINALLY can see what Reno thinks is quality entertainment. Interesting.

 

[reno cool]

Now we FINALLY can see what Reno thinks is quality entertainment. Interesting.

a lot of it I appreciate as a gambler :

Blitty give us a brief account of your gambling history. In fact that would be a good idea for a thread. Did we already do this?