Happy Birthday poster Matty

[bacon]

You are a true, true 100% penis.

Happy Birthday.

Unreal.

 

[Blitty]

HBD Mattttaaayyyyy!!!!

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Happy birthday you Canadian fuck.

Have a great one.

 

[Cami]

Happy birthday sweety! I hope you enjoy it!
Happy birthday to your brother too!
He does look just like you!
The mrs. is all baby now, and your mom is pretty!
(I saw your pics on fb)

 

[IAG]

Happy birthday heathen!!!!!

 

[Matty]

Thanks gueys. Feels good to be alive.

 

[Boner_18]

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Happy birthday matty. No such thing.

 

[Archie]

Enjoy your day man!

well your's and brother's day

and the other millions people with celebrating the last time they touched their mom's vagina day

 

[roguejuror]

do you tell joey rain happy birthday?

 

[Matty]

Thanks Boner, thanks Arch. You guys know how to make me feel special.

 

[Matty]

do you tell joey rain happy birthday?

We used not to, but with distance and all, we do now. We shook hands over it wen he was in town last week.

You know what's a creepy feeling? To shake your twin brother's hand.

 

[Blitty]

I would imagine that shaking cocks would be a bit creepier..

 

[Matty]

I dunno. Joe Rain is cut.

You know when you shake someone's hand, how you pick up subtle cues about them?

This guy can probably crush me at arm wrestling.

What's with the noodle arm? This guy is a wimp.

Oh man this girl's handjobs must be rough.

Well with my bro, it's:

Hey! This is my hand.

 

[roguejuror]

Joe Rain is cut.

What happened here? They cut him and left you natural?

 

[Matty]

Apparently he ran into some uncut-related problems around the age of 12. I never asked questions.

Looked painful as all fok. Glad I avoided that.

 

[bacon]

sweety!

You flirting with him?

 

[Matty]

You flirting with him?

Is there a problem here? You wanna take it outside?

 

[bacon]

hfs wth