Random thoughts

[Matty]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Cami]

I'm always teasing Steve that he needs a reclining toilet like in this commercial:

 

[Mudcat]

I think I might like to date her.

 

[bacon]

On a similar train of thought we have the phone call during a bowel movement, I just had one. During working hours I will purposely leave the fan off so that a client cannot tell I am in the bathroom so that I can field their call. I will take that call every single fokking time - 100/100. This is the level of dedication I bring to the table and the level of dedication you should expect every single time when dealing with Bacon.

 

[roguejuror]

I think I might like to date her.

We on the same page.

 

[Cami]

See now, if I were the person on the other line, and I found out you were talking to me WHILST shitting, I would be kind of weirded out. What happens if it makes a loud splash? Do you think they here it? Does it make you feel weird? (and I don't mean weird because the water splashed your butt and balls) I mean weird like awkward because of the situation?
I sometimes floss my teeth while I go to the bathroom. I don't know why, the two don't really go together, it just happens.

 

[bacon]

They don't feel weird because they never know and I don't feel weird because they don't feel weird, and to be honest I always feel a little weird so it really doesn't matter.

 

[Mudcat]

I find it all very, you know, moving.

 

[roguejuror]

They don't feel weird because they never know and I don't feel weird because they don't feel weird, and to be honest I always feel a little weird so it really doesn't matter.

That's deep yo.

 

[Cami]

When txting a client just now, I said:
"You'll sing box 9"

I had meant:
"you'll sign box 9"

We both got a good laugh out of that.

 

[Matty]

Thanks to ancestry.ca, I learned today that my great-great-grandfather Eugene was born in NYC in 1870. I'm not sure what happened there. He came back home to die in Joliettte, QC in 1931.

That makes me part American. Thus qualified to comment on American politics.

Fok u Cougar Bait

 

[roguejuror]

Congrats Matty.

 

[choo]

"I was glad I didn't have to punch you in the face." Said by a WTA representative at a Sports Law Conference after I explained that 3% of first-round ATP matches are probably fixed, but that the fix-rate in WTA is not statistically significant.

-Recent quote from Justin7

I wonder what choo has to say about that.

lol

http://elihufeustel.blogspot.ca/2013/05/breaking-down-french-open-women.html

 

[rito]

Scoreboard CHOO

 

[Saulty]

Elihu knows his women tennis. Na Li was on her period today.

 

[roguejuror]

canadian blogspot common

 

[rito]

Elihu knows his women tennis. Na Li was on her period today.

choo >>>>>> justin

 

[rito]

canadian blogspot common

lawyers be scared of everything