shopping online late at night and drinking = bad combo

[gregm]

I posted these earlier for what I wanted to get but finally bought some crap.

shopping online and drinking . bad combination. like this dude from this onion article. mamas family. lol

http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-with-complete-mamas-family-video-library-never,1592/

Man With Complete Mama's Family Video Library Never Going On eBay Drunk Again

"In a solemn pledge to himself and the world, Kevin Wollersheim, the new owner of a complete Mama's Family video library, announced Monday that he will "never, ever again" shop the online auction house eBay while inebriated.

"Over the course of Saturday evening, Aug. 21, I drank two Jack and Cokes, somewhere in the vicinity of six to eight Icehouse beers, plus, I believe, at least one shot of Cuervo 1800 tequila," Wollersheim said at a press conference held in his apartment. "And, although I now have no memory of doing so, it is clear that I logged on to America Online and accessed eBay sometime before 2:28 a.m. early Sunday morning."

Wollersheim and a portion of his recent purchase.




some cool stuff though, drinking and shopping just doesnt mix

From the Onion Store. "Who are you to judge me" beer glasses

clockwork orange phone case

poe phone case

bowls from vinyl records

vinyl coasters

 

[gregm]

. Key finder

cobra tag

The description of cobra tag key finder, I love this thing.

A Cobra Tag sensor is attached to your keys, purse, computer bag, or any other item you want to protect from loss. The sensor communicates with the phones free app and will remind you if you leave your phone or valuables behind. The Cobra Tag is also a 2 way finder. Tap the button on the Cobra Tag tag to ring your Smartphone. If you are looking for your Cobra Tag protected item, use the phones application to make the Cobra Tag ring. To secure your phones data, the powerful PhoneHalo application can be set to lock your phone when out of range of your tagged item.
my weigh

A scale that insults you .

"Back away from the scale!"
"I think you just broke me!"
"Is someone on here with you?"
"You're not big boned, you're just fat."
"You're a deucer!"
"Eh, eh...can't breathe."
"It's a good thing I talk, 'cause you probably can't see me."
"Hey, get Pavarotti off me."
who are you to judge me drink glasses

Inaction figures

 

[gregm]

frozen margaritaville

 

[gregm]

cool computer cases

 

[gregm]

Sex Panther Cologne: 60% of the time, it works every time

 

[gregm]

led bars for basement ,home bar, room

 

[gregm]

iphone drone or anything from brookstone hammacher schlemmer sharper image etc

http://www.brookstone.com/parrot-ar...=20101249044&gclid=CKji7I2g6rYCFRCe4AodqlwAhQ

 

[gregm]

"Throw 10,000 bright stars onto the walls of your living room with the Home Planetarium kit by Gakken. Easy to assemble, the pinhole planetarium uses a small light bulb and a micro-perforated dodecahedron to cast the stars, galaxies, and constellations of the northern hemisphere onto your walls.

Three years in the making, the planetarium was designed using records from JAXA, a Japanese space and aviation research institute, to ensure high accuracy and a comprehensive collection of cosmic bodies. Kids love seeing their room covered in stars, but the planetarium also adds a very cool atmosphere to studies, living rooms, or bedrooms."


http://www.japantrendshop.com/gakken-home-planetarium-p-835.html

 

[roguejuror]

lol what the hell you buy gregory

i never shop online

i never click on ads either

 

[gregm]

 

[roguejuror]

big bear cats

da xiong mao

 

[FreeFall]

as ;omng as you dont click buy you should be chilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllller :6230:

 

[gregm]

lol what the hell you buy gregory

i never shop online

i never click on ads either

just crud. bought the beer glasses from the onion and the bahama frozen concoction maker . I love good ice drinks in\ the summer but I just hope this works out better than the salad shooter lol

 

[Blitty]

a,t,a

 

[roguejuror]

i bet muddy would like the faucet light

 

[gregm]

did buy a cool car app

"Dynolicious gives the user all sorts of performance data, including peak horsepower, quarter mile times, reaction times - the works. But how accurate is it? This thing's accuracy bested a standalone performance meter costing several hundred dollars! Pick it up from the iTunes store for under fifteen bucks."

very cool cd player, has alarm clock. looks like 1940s military field equipment. my grandfather had tons of ham radio and train equipment in his house that looked like stuff like this

 

[Saulty]

I buy all my penis enhancement pills online while being drunk.

 

[mcbaseball10]

big bear cats

da xiong mao

Our Xiong mao would never misbehave like that :no: