Random thoughts

[Teela]

He'll be like a leprechaun. I'll dress him up in green and give him a little top hat. I bet he would have an Irish accent.

 

[betplom]

He'll be like a leprechaun. I'll dress him up in green and give him a little top hat. I bet he would have an Irish accent.

Add lime green food colouring to whatever he eats so he will shit little green balls of poop.

 

[Teela]

I'm renting him out to mow grass. He'll be eating and pooing green...and I won't have to clean it up.


I'm a genius. I'll be making money off this little stinker.


Now I'll probably get a freakin' sloth for Christmas.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

This is pure genius: http://journal.chrisglass.com/2005/09/how_to_catch_a_.html

Just make sure the can is tall enough. I caught a mouse with a shoebox once, opened the lid, and the thing jumped out of it - about 2.5 feet high and ran away when I opened the top of it. Luckily, I waited until I was outside before opening it, but damn, I never knew mice could jump like that.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

its my appendix. I have to go to the ER.

 

[kato]

gl. cgny.

 

[Cami]

gl Cali, get well soon!

 

[Cougar Bait]

Jayzus. Fuck the ER, hope it works out.

 

[betplom]

its my appendix. I have to go to the ER.

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[Mudcat]

My strongest memory of my appendix incident:



I was in my late 20's and I had some kind of attack. They sent me for a few tests and finally checked me into hospital for an appendectomy.

Okay. Fine and dandy.

I remember the doctor strolling into my room after the operation where I was all zonked out on drugs in the company of my ex.

Doc sez, all cheerful as pie, "Yep, it was the appendix was the problem."



Kinda didn't realize there was any doubt.

 

[betplom]

Mammals and books both have appendixes.

 

[stevek173]

Hey Cali that fokkin sucks homeslice

Please have a speedy recovery and touch base soon

 

[Matty]

ER's suck. Feel better caliballs.

 

[senco78]

met a cool chick few weeks ago
impression was that I might of found a diamond in ruff
good looking, life in order, grown, etc...
been on my best behavior, was seeing some potential for a healthy relationship

maybe my picker is fuked up? IDK?
now leaning towards she's just another batshit crazy chick w/ issues.
she gets pissed cause I sometimes dont text back for hrs during the day
wtf?
whats hard to understand about I dont make it a priority to chit chat/text back n forth all day while at work?
when at work, I work... unless feel like fuking off that day

women
clingy women

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Yap. Good luck, Senco. Relationships are not for me.

 

[Cami]

Senco I thought you were married.
Most chicks get at least frustrated when txts are ignored all day. I would simply tell her you are at work,
you will txt/call/whatever after. I have come to the conclusion ALL chicks are nut jobs!
If you find a perfectly sane one, let me know, I'd like to be her friend lol

 

[stevek173]

Senco without knowing much else about it I say give it a go man AS LONG as she does not interfere with Songpop

My two cents

 

[Mudcat]

One Kleenex - this is not sufficient for my nose blowing needs.