My Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

[CASPERWAIT$]

A New Year is right around the corner and after 2011 figure a resolution list may be in order. I am pretty sure if I stick to these 10 resolution's I will have a very happy 2012.

10. After a first date, I will not get on one knee and ask her hand for marriage....even if she gives me head on a Tilt-A-Whirl.

9. I will not take any pictures of my dick unless shaved like a 10 year old boy.

8. I will find something good in everyone. Even if the person I have to find good in is looking at me through a mirror.

7. Try to make my next 3000 Gamelive posts relevant. Of course, that means I have to fade myself the next 3000 posts.

6. Learn the difference between there, their and they're.

5. Create a passive aggressive emoticon

4. Get Nina, Oksana, Teela, CasperMuse, Robyn and CaliGirl in the same room together for dinner at Joe's Crab Shack and then divide their,there,they're bill with a calculator.

3. Eat a veggie burger with Chuck Norris and convince him it's a manly thing to do.

2. Find a free porn site that doesn't have the same 50 Brazzers videos.

1. Make all you guys smile just a bit every day

 

[Matty]

Aw. Happy Hanukkah Casperpoo.

 

[Bread]

11. Learn that apostrophe's don't need to be used for plural words.

Goshdarnit I love you Caspey! Why did you delete me from FB :madd:

 

[stevek173]

Das nice

Happy Holidays Casp

 

[roguejuror]

10. After a first date, I will not get on one knee and ask her hand for marriage....even if she gives me head on a Tilt-A-Whirl.

Sounds like you have a story to overshare with us.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Sounds like you have a story to overshare with us.

No story RJ. It is a hypothetical. Much like any story I have ever overshared. You know my penis hasn't seen the inside of a female mouth since that narcoleptic yawned and slipped on a banana peel.

 

[FairWarning]

11. Learn that apostrophe's don't need to be used for plural words.

Goshdarnit I love you Caspey! Why did you delete me from FB :madd:

Can't believe anyone would delete you.

 

[Enigma]

some of the 10 are pretty simple while 2 or 3 are nigh impossible

 

[Oksana]

Good stuff Casper! Happy holidays

 

[Badnina]

Made me giggle!


Merry Christmas, Casper!!!

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Made me giggle!


Merry Christmas, Casper!!!

Nina, I have been taking penis enlargement pills I bought off the internet. You will be happy to know you can write a whole sentence on the head of my dick now. If you need new pictures, just ask.

Have a Merry Xmas and a Happy Chaka Khan Nina.