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On the last week of No-Byes full slate football. We only have 1 out of the 5 head to head match-ups settled.
first for the only official Winner thus far...
1734 (2-1) VS Caligirlnj (0-3)
139.08 119.57
Caligirlnj, bravely stuck with cry-baby Michael Vick as his starting QB, and watched him put up 54.14 points in a losing effort. Again WR's hampered Cali, as he only got 12.95 points from his receiving corps. Kendall Hunter and Owen Daniels were the only other performers to exceed their pre-game projections, bringing him to a total of 119.57.
1734, took advantage of a well balanced attack, led by Desean Jackson almost tripling his projection of 8.53 points with a real total of 21.4. Philip Rivers and the NYJ defense also provided ample support and 1734's winning total of 139.08.
1734 is now 3-1 and faces run away fantasy favorite Matty Rains in week 5. Cali, falls to 0-4 and hopes to get off the snide against Morty next week.
ToroRoso 1-2 vs Morty 2-1
66.17 93.58
Toro is behind over 27 points headed into the Monday Night matchup, where he hopes to ride Dallas "slower than fishhead" Clark to AT LEAST more points than Aaron Rodgers racked up on his own. Morty counters with Reggie Wayne tonight, who is only projected 6.82 pints compared to Dallas Clark's 6.49. Morty also has the TB defense going tonight. and as we've seen, defenses can get you negative numbers..... just saying
Toro, got a nice game out of Jordy "Whitey-Whiterson" Nelson of GB with 14.57 a bit over double his projections. Tomlinson and Tate could only earn a combined 3.72 points out of the running back position. Aaron Rodgers and Wes Welker take shits with more fantasy value than those RB's are providing...
Morty, overcame lackluster performances from Big Ben Rapelisthberger(7.84), Adrian Peterson(14.45), and Maurice JD (11.85), thanks in large part to megatron Calvin Johnson's 22.40 points.
Stickyface 0-3 vs 69-ers 2-1
118.00 135.42
This matchup should go down to the wire. with RB Legarrette Blount from TB trying to help Sticky overcome a 17.42 deficit. the 69ers do not have anyone in action tonight. Blount is projected to score 25.64 on the porous colts defense. Pat Angerer is going to try to play the part of Pat angerererer-est tonight and stop Blount with a 25 tackle performance.
69ers got to his 135.42 with steady performance from his QB, WR, and RB corp despite Rob Gronkowski only getting 1.5 point from TE. Brees(31.79) ,Brandon Lloyd(16.07), AJ Green(13.72)Dwayne Bowe(18.63), Chris Johnson(20.58) all had days that were at or above their expectations. the lack of a huge starring day from any players might do 69ers in, though. He'll have to sit and root against Blounte tonight..
Sticky used rookie sensation surprise QB Cam Newton's 46.46 points for nearly 40% of his team's points. The loss of Andre Johnson to a hamstring injury is a concern moving forward for Sticky.
Boobilicious 0-3 vs Sly_Archie 2-1
186.36 151.09
Boobs, has all but sewed up the victory barring Mike Williams of TB selling his soul to the devil for 200 yards and 4 td's on monday. Boobs got 46 points out of the Ravens swarming sunday night defense. (it seems like they should have had more). All of Boobs performers except Deon Branch(6.77)outperformed their expectations and only he missed by half a point. 6 of the 9 of boobs performers are Atlanta Falcons and they did a great job in racking up points led by Matty-Ice's 28.24, Julio Jones(16.97) is looking like a keeper and savy pick and Michael Turner's 35 inch thighs show their is still gas in the tank as they churned their way to 27.7.
Sly was lucky to get 48.28 points out of Chicago's RB, Matt Forte to keep this from being a huge blowout.
Boobs will face Toro next week, in what is likely to be a matchup of 1-3 teams. Sly faces Sticky.
Borscht Bitch 3-0 vs matty raans
121.18
in the much anticipated clash of unbeaten teams. Borscht Bitch has a slight chance of coming back in this one, provided Kellen Winslow can be a fuking soldier and provide about 74 fantasy points. Hopefully he'll be playing QB, RB, TE, and Kicking tonight...
Borscht had a great day from her WR's Harvin(13.00), Bryant(16.72), and just off the bench Hakeem "don't call me stevie" Nicks, who had 28.8 points. Subpar days from Cutie Tom Brady(22.19) and her RB crew of Hightower(5.17) and Greene(4.8) prevented the BB's from making this victory a little easier to achieve for Kellen Winslow....
Her Opponent was only able to get 1.8 points from Dustin Keller.....
until next week......keep fantasizing folks...
first for the only official Winner thus far...
1734 (2-1) VS Caligirlnj (0-3)
139.08 119.57
Caligirlnj, bravely stuck with cry-baby Michael Vick as his starting QB, and watched him put up 54.14 points in a losing effort. Again WR's hampered Cali, as he only got 12.95 points from his receiving corps. Kendall Hunter and Owen Daniels were the only other performers to exceed their pre-game projections, bringing him to a total of 119.57.
1734, took advantage of a well balanced attack, led by Desean Jackson almost tripling his projection of 8.53 points with a real total of 21.4. Philip Rivers and the NYJ defense also provided ample support and 1734's winning total of 139.08.
1734 is now 3-1 and faces run away fantasy favorite Matty Rains in week 5. Cali, falls to 0-4 and hopes to get off the snide against Morty next week.
ToroRoso 1-2 vs Morty 2-1
66.17 93.58
Toro is behind over 27 points headed into the Monday Night matchup, where he hopes to ride Dallas "slower than fishhead" Clark to AT LEAST more points than Aaron Rodgers racked up on his own. Morty counters with Reggie Wayne tonight, who is only projected 6.82 pints compared to Dallas Clark's 6.49. Morty also has the TB defense going tonight. and as we've seen, defenses can get you negative numbers..... just saying
Toro, got a nice game out of Jordy "Whitey-Whiterson" Nelson of GB with 14.57 a bit over double his projections. Tomlinson and Tate could only earn a combined 3.72 points out of the running back position. Aaron Rodgers and Wes Welker take shits with more fantasy value than those RB's are providing...
Morty, overcame lackluster performances from Big Ben Rapelisthberger(7.84), Adrian Peterson(14.45), and Maurice JD (11.85), thanks in large part to megatron Calvin Johnson's 22.40 points.
Stickyface 0-3 vs 69-ers 2-1
118.00 135.42
This matchup should go down to the wire. with RB Legarrette Blount from TB trying to help Sticky overcome a 17.42 deficit. the 69ers do not have anyone in action tonight. Blount is projected to score 25.64 on the porous colts defense. Pat Angerer is going to try to play the part of Pat angerererer-est tonight and stop Blount with a 25 tackle performance.
69ers got to his 135.42 with steady performance from his QB, WR, and RB corp despite Rob Gronkowski only getting 1.5 point from TE. Brees(31.79) ,Brandon Lloyd(16.07), AJ Green(13.72)Dwayne Bowe(18.63), Chris Johnson(20.58) all had days that were at or above their expectations. the lack of a huge starring day from any players might do 69ers in, though. He'll have to sit and root against Blounte tonight..
Sticky used rookie sensation surprise QB Cam Newton's 46.46 points for nearly 40% of his team's points. The loss of Andre Johnson to a hamstring injury is a concern moving forward for Sticky.
Boobilicious 0-3 vs Sly_Archie 2-1
186.36 151.09
Boobs, has all but sewed up the victory barring Mike Williams of TB selling his soul to the devil for 200 yards and 4 td's on monday. Boobs got 46 points out of the Ravens swarming sunday night defense. (it seems like they should have had more). All of Boobs performers except Deon Branch(6.77)outperformed their expectations and only he missed by half a point. 6 of the 9 of boobs performers are Atlanta Falcons and they did a great job in racking up points led by Matty-Ice's 28.24, Julio Jones(16.97) is looking like a keeper and savy pick and Michael Turner's 35 inch thighs show their is still gas in the tank as they churned their way to 27.7.
Sly was lucky to get 48.28 points out of Chicago's RB, Matt Forte to keep this from being a huge blowout.
Boobs will face Toro next week, in what is likely to be a matchup of 1-3 teams. Sly faces Sticky.
Borscht Bitch 3-0 vs matty raans
121.18
in the much anticipated clash of unbeaten teams. Borscht Bitch has a slight chance of coming back in this one, provided Kellen Winslow can be a fuking soldier and provide about 74 fantasy points. Hopefully he'll be playing QB, RB, TE, and Kicking tonight...
Borscht had a great day from her WR's Harvin(13.00), Bryant(16.72), and just off the bench Hakeem "don't call me stevie" Nicks, who had 28.8 points. Subpar days from Cutie Tom Brady(22.19) and her RB crew of Hightower(5.17) and Greene(4.8) prevented the BB's from making this victory a little easier to achieve for Kellen Winslow....
Her Opponent was only able to get 1.8 points from Dustin Keller.....
until next week......keep fantasizing folks...
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Seems so silly - in my other, deep 12-team league, I got Hasselbeck & Alex Smith as starters and I'm not even the weakest at QB.
