CaliGirl's Match.com Escapades

Translation: Women are cunts.


Nope, as someone rapidly approaching old age I'm not interested in the drama most young broads require to sustain themselves.

I'm only now beginning to understand Willie Bee on a personal level.

I think if fiver says something similar..... and Casper makes a profit this year in Vegas.....

everything will be in alignment for rapture finally
 
I think if fiver says something similar..... and Casper makes a profit this year in Vegas.....

everything will be in alignment for rapture finally

:redx: Not before Herman closes the deal.

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Don't forget getting choked out in a restaurant bathroom and having champagne dumped all over your breasticles.

hotel room in The Standard hotel in NYC
 
excitement/drama/boozing/drugging/crazy sexing>>>>>>>>great overall guy that would loved hard on you and given you everything else you wanted


Histronics!!!!!

why would i want to be with the later if i dont love him back? im not into this guy. why would i lie to him and to myself? no no. that's even worse.

This is the idea of a fun evening for Cali? :dunno:


wtf is that? no no. i'll find a video to show u what i like, but i'll have to put it in the private zone. i dont fight. i hate fighting with my men. i just like hard hot fucking. no fighting
 
i let that guy Tom go. I canceled plans for last Monday b/c it had been my first day of work at my new job and i just wanted to go to sleep. and he sent me a stream of girly texts saying things like "fine if you dont care about me then fine" and "i thought we had something special and obviously you dont feel that way" so i wrote back "dude it was my first day at my new job, i didnt leave work until 8pm. im going to bed, i told you i'm free tomorrow to reschedule" and he sent me this:

"i thought we were getting together tonight, not tomorrow. i really thought you were the one. the girl i could spend my life with. but not if you cancel plans on me because you're tired after work. no! i'm not wasting my time with you. i thought you were the one [insert my name here]! i thought you were the one!"


so i never wrote back to him after that.....
 
that was a pretty lame text. Casper thought you was the one too.
 
this guys and i had been on 3 dates. that was it. WAY too soon to pull that crap.

and casper and i talked on the phone once.
 
yeah, must be something about you. Maybe you come off too friendly or attract a certain type of tool.
 
"i thought we were getting together tonight, not tomorrow. i really thought you were the one. the girl i could spend my life with. but not if you cancel plans on me because you're tired after work. no! i'm not wasting my time with you. i thought you were the one [insert my name here]! i thought you were the one!"

:pogo:
 
i let that guy Tom go. I canceled plans for last Monday b/c it had been my first day of work at my new job and i just wanted to go to sleep. and he sent me a stream of girly texts saying things like "fine if you dont care about me then fine" and "i thought we had something special and obviously you dont feel that way" so i wrote back "dude it was my first day at my new job, i didnt leave work until 8pm. im going to bed, i told you i'm free tomorrow to reschedule" and he sent me this:

"i thought we were getting together tonight, not tomorrow. i really thought you were the one. the girl i could spend my life with. but not if you cancel plans on me because you're tired after work. no! i'm not wasting my time with you. i thought you were the one [insert my name here]! i thought you were the one!"

Holy fuck. :lmao: I wanna know all about this guy. That's 1000% gayer than anything I've ever said to a girl and I've said some stupid shit.
 
Matty you cunt tease!

Translate in to Hanglish some of the girly and creepy things you've said to French broads over the years.


Common!
 
can't imagine anybody being that needy and hurt that quick.... and texting lame ultimatums...

weirds
 
very weirds


a i initiated a few texts. but nothing. he called me on my bday to say happy day, but that was it. so then i texted him on friday and said i was frustrated by not getting to see him. and he responded saying not to worry it would only be a couple more day's. then i texted him today and said "so we're hanging out tomorrow, yes?" and he wrote back saying something came up with work and he has work dinners all week and how's friday. OK, i know this is bullshit b/c he would have had to have known about these dinners all last week. (lots more details if needed on any of these above mentioned things)

so i flipped. i can't do it anymore. constantly coming last. so i texted him all that.
then he wrote back saying he was sorry i was mad, and he was too tired to deal with this tonight.
this is the first time i've ever been honest with him about how i feel.
so long story short, i texted this long thing about how i feel like he doesn't care about not just me, but us, and that makes me feel like shit, and i'm sick of coming last and i know he's a busy man, but he should take some time to care, a little, and at least give me a call, and having not seen him in weeks a phone call would go a long way. and i'm really disappointed because i was so looking forward to seeing him and i miss him. and fine i guess i'll just have to wait and see him on friday, but he could at least have the courtesy to call me and make a slight effort.

so an hour later i haven't heard anything
and i'm angry
so i write "you know what? fuck friday. either you care about me or you don't. you tell me babe, 'cause i'm done coming last"
and all he wrote back was "then i guess its over"


wow. what. an. ass.


life sucks sometimes.