*ustin give us more emergency stories

[Rubyn]

Well in the World According to Garp, Garp's (Robyn Williams) wife is blowing one of her college students in his car in their driveway while Garp is out with the kids. Garp has this thing he has mastered where he turns the car off way down the street and lets it coast home...he has it timed to stop right at the end of his driveway. Well, on this occasion he has no idea someone else's car will be parked at the end of his driveway (much less with his wife blowing someone in the front seat).

Garp rear ends the car and the kid getting blown suffers and incredibly unfortunate accident.

I saw that movie when I was a kid. Wasn't Garp's ear bit off by a dog, too? RIP body parts.

 

[Bread]

Did not enjoy the maggot leg story too much. Yeesh.

 

[l7ustin]

Did not enjoy the maggot leg story too much. Yeesh.

reminded me of a song, the stanky legg. it was the worst smell i can remember and ive smelled decayed dead body that went undiscovered for a week.

 

[Bread]

Rashad Evans once suffered from the stanky leg.

 

[Jello]